A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.
This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it was a tattoo reading, ''Keep off the grass.''
After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, ''Sorry, had to mow the lawn.''
2007-02-09 04:46:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep very good joke kep it up
2007-02-09 04:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ARSENAL FC 4 LIFE!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-09 13:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! Funny!
2007-02-09 12:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Classic even.
2007-02-09 13:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-02-09 13:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny. lol
2007-02-09 13:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-09 12:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by Steph 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol gross!! But funny.
2007-02-09 12:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!!!
2007-02-09 13:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great =)
2007-02-09 12:55:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kayyla. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋