One Sunday a pastor toldthe congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people toprayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said thatwhoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plateswere passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill inoffering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregationand said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly,saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to cometo the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderfulit was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
2007-02-09 04:42:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe aww thats cute. Old people make me smile. Lol =P
2007-02-09 04:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 13:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-09 04:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Stefik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lot of reading for that
well at least i get 2 points
2007-02-09 04:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
our speech class says no....and i agree....that was a waste of our precious 16 year old lives....thanx for nothing
2007-02-09 05:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by purplemallkitty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!! She must of sang for joy!! lol
2007-02-09 04:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cute.. Old people are cool :)
2007-02-09 05:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-09 04:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-09 04:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by ChIkaBuEnA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's ok
2007-02-09 04:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetteach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋