Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

i was just wondering whos better Romeo,ChrisBrown,Shakira,Beyonce,Bowwow or SELENA!!!!!!

2007-01-31 09:27:49 · 28 answers · asked by beyonce 1 in Celebrities

I don't get the video especially when she recieves the telegram.Does anyone know what it says?Please Explain.

2007-01-31 09:27:49 · 8 answers · asked by Bumble bee 1 in Music

For me, I'm pretty sure it's Carly whom I met at work

2007-01-31 09:27:34 · 35 answers · asked by King Ebeneezer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:26:49 · 11 answers · asked by yana n 1 in Celebrities

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2007-01-31 09:26:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:25:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of sex manual.

EXAMPLES:

1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off:
1 slice (large) chocolate cake.

25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off:
2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms.

53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off:
1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries.

53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings.

PREPARING THE BEDROOM

Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned)

ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS
Hiding the sex manual: 3

Decanting the wine: 4

Without a corkscrew: 268

MAKING THE FIRST MOVE

If you are shy: 15

If you are anxious: 43

If you beg: 100

SEDUCING THE PARTNER

If you are rich (cash): 5

If you are rich (credit card): 15

If you are poor: 200

INITIAL BODY CONTACT

Fumbling: 4

Casually rummaging around: 7

Seriously rummaging around: 42

REMOVING CLOTHES

With partner's consent: 12

Without partner's consent: 187

Removing socks by violently shaking feet: 418

AROUSAL AND STIMULATION

Blowing in partner's ear: 15

Blowing in your own ear: 2,512

DISAPPOINTMENT (after seeing partner undressed

Partner looks better with clothes on: 10

Partner wears corrective underwear: 15

Partner turns out to be of wrong sex: 100

You don't mind: 0.25

Partner wearing elevated socks: 50

DOING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME

Fumbling around: 4

Desperately trying to put something somewhere: 18

Completely missing: 126

POSITIONS

Italian (man on top; woman on bottom): 26

German (facing each other, but in different beds): 48

English (woman on top; man hiding): 15

American (both on top): 1,243

AFFLICTIONS

Leg cramp: 36

Making believe you don't have a leg cramp: 612

Sneezing (during intercourse): 7

Sneezing (during orgasm): 588

ASSORTED ACCIDENTS

Toupee slips off (if your partner knew you wore one): 5

Toupee slips off (if partner didn't know): 72

Extinguishing cigarette (in ashtray): 1

Extinguishing cigarette (in mattress): 17

Extinguishing cigarette (in partner's leg): 133

Calling your partner the wrong name: 50

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE

Shoes flew off: 15

Expression didn't change: 0.5

Room turned purple: 4

Face turned purple: 78

Earth moved: 30

If Earth actually moved: 1,234,588

Moaning in Turkish: 506

THINGS OFTEN SAID AFTER SEX

"I am so grateful": 15

"It must have been something we ate": 15

"Was it good for you?": 15

"Are you finished?": 15

TRYING AGAIN

If woman is ready: 5

If man is not: 563

ROLLING OVER AND GOING TO SLEEP

After sex: 18

During sex: 546

While parking car: 212

SLEEP

Real: 5

Faked (a good way to avoid sex-craved partner): 74

TAKING A BATH TOGETHER

In a bath: 5

In a sink: 150

In a jacuzzi: 15,269

MAKING THE BED

With partner still in it: 44 (indicates either a neatness obsession, a severe optic disorder, or a partner who is very tired).

With you still in it: 97 (suggests extreme withdrawal and profound dissatisfaction)

KEEPING A JOURNAL

Maintaining your own record of sexual activity will be helpful for keeping track of weight loss. You needn't go into detail, just list the activity and the number of calories burned.

A typical entry in a woman's journal (for example) for a pleasant low-key sexual experience might read as follows:

December 1st: Sex with Harold

Explaining how: 12

Suggesting something different: 3

Calming terrified Harold: 40

Encouraging him to at least take off his socks: 8

Foreplay (a little of this; a little of that): 56

Intercourse (standing position): 22

Intercourse (holding Harold up): 10

Intercourse (urging him on): 5

Orgasm: not sure

Thanking Harold: 3

Waving bye-bye: 1

Total time: six minutes (taxi waiting)

Total calories burned: 160

2007-01-31 09:25:19 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 09:25:18 · 7 answers · asked by Tiffany 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It says something like, " I've changed but i know im not the same"


i think its by matchbox 20, or sounds like them.

2007-01-31 09:25:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

... would it take to make a Cheesecake?

2007-01-31 09:25:08 · 15 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

Long day at work yesterday (24 1/2 hours) and it's time to relax!

2007-01-31 09:24:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Neighbours and home and away or eastenders,emmerdale,coronation street

2007-01-31 09:24:26 · 17 answers · asked by Juny 1 in Television

I'll let this question go to vote after 3 days.

2007-01-31 09:23:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and why??

2007-01-31 09:22:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

10 points to the one who gets this riddle CORRECT or closest answer!!!?
An old veteran of World War 2 wakes up in an deserted ship. He does not know how he got there or why he is there. He franticly searches for other people on the ship. After searching, he finds nobody. After hours of crying, and thinking about starving to death, he remembers something his father told him. He puts on smile on his face and says silently, " thanks dad". The next day he is back home with his family having a great time. HOW DID HE ESCAPE!!!...... 10 points to the correct or closest to the correct answer. .....
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START THINKING!!!!

2007-01-31 09:22:39 · 26 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is "a little less conversation" about?

2007-01-31 09:22:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anthony 2 in Music

2007-01-31 09:22:25 · 28 answers · asked by boo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i dont get why the perquels suck when the trilogy was so goooddd

2007-01-31 09:22:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I just remember, What's up dude? Gettin' kinda bored...
Is it by Fallout Boy?
And the rest of the song talks like gibberish...so yeah. Help please! It's like a really good song.

2007-01-31 09:21:47 · 2 answers · asked by Hannah 3 in Music

Maybe Hollywood is pulling one over on us??? Hmmm...

2007-01-31 09:21:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-31 09:21:42 · 4 answers · asked by drbeach 2 in Movies

no? neither are mine

2007-01-31 09:21:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

right click, paste
paste the last thing you copied and pasted....in your answer?

2007-01-31 09:20:57 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:20:50 · 39 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

they don't have to be alive

2007-01-31 09:20:30 · 26 answers · asked by fishgirl 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-31 09:20:30 · 14 answers · asked by dmama81 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-31 09:20:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am dying of boredom and addiction. My addiction to some things become so much i feel as if i have to commit suicide.

2007-01-31 09:20:10 · 12 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:20:00 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Blonde Year...

January:Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February:Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Hello!!!...bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March:Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April:Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May:Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June:Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July:Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August:Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September:The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

October:Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November:Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December:Couldn't call 911... I don't have an 11 key :(

2007-01-31 09:19:39 · 23 answers · asked by IceyFlame 4 in Jokes & Riddles