Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

Russia and the US were at war. Then the Russians started a special project. They bred together the toughest, meanest, biggest Rott-Weiler with the toughest, meanest, biggest Pit-Bull they could find. They re-bred over and over for 20 whole years, till finally, they got a heavy dog. It was 4.6 feet high, weighed over 250 pounds, had teeth that ripped up an iron bar, fangs 3 and 1/2 inches long, and claws 6 inches long. They kept it in a cage with steel bars 2 feet thick, 20 men to guard the dog, and all armed. no one could go with 18 feet of the cage.

That year, the Russians and Americans met. The Russians brought their dog, and suprisingly, the Americans brought one too. it was a cage only one foot high, and when they opened it, out came a VERY VERY long Dachsund. The Russians almost felt sorry. Then they released their dog. but suddenly, an amazing thing happened! The DACHSUND actually SWALLOWED their dog!!!!

2007-01-31 09:48:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your face has 2 sides and you have one side of your body that's bigger than the other. if you look in a mirror and cover one side of your face then the other,it's different.sometimes i feel like i am not the same person.i've even had to buy a shoe size bigger to fit both my feet,cause one is bigger than the other.

2007-01-31 09:48:42 · 5 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I keep getting all these free internet psychic readings just for fun... after each reading they always offer me the option to buy a "full in depth description of the Chosen Path" or whatever, to steer me through my new Good Luck Phase of my life. Do they sell the same crap to everyone?
Its always like "you have been through a lot of crap, now the tides are about to turn and your will live an increadibly wealthy life. If you follow my instructions!"
I gues my question is, has anyone ever been told the oposite?
"You have had a good life, now it is about to turn to ****!"
hehe, I was just wondering...

2007-01-31 09:48:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-01-31 09:46:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love the smell of freshly washed laundry!

2007-01-31 09:46:30 · 40 answers · asked by FoxyB 5 in Polls & Surveys

When they have a guest Judge?

2007-01-31 09:46:27 · 16 answers · asked by Jo 4 in Television

£1,000? You would not be allowed to pick which stranger.

2007-01-31 09:45:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Champagne and Caviar? or Pizza and Beer?

2007-01-31 09:45:51 · 22 answers · asked by Zorlinda 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:45:43 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-31 09:45:34 · 2 answers · asked by FoxyB 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want to hear peoples opinion

2007-01-31 09:45:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?

2007-01-31 09:45:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so... what was the issue and how was it resolved?

2007-01-31 09:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:45:11 · 1 answers · asked by ROBt H 1 in Movies

2007-01-31 09:44:54 · 6 answers · asked by boo 1 in Other - Entertainment

Whatever kinda mood you're in tonight. ....Meet you any time you want. In our Italian restaurant.

2007-01-31 09:44:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is my second gothish poem. Tell me what you think.

Title: Eternal darkness


As i bask in the sun of death it slowly takes me away

the wind of the eternally perished reigns over me

and throws me into a dark frigid cellar that engulfs my weakened body

the cranking of the chains lifting me off the cold and unforgiving floor

as i dangle so helpless the rats gnaw the skin from my bare feet

my body aches as the life leaves my submissive tomb

and my withered corpse sways in the darkest of corners.

2007-01-31 09:44:06 · 27 answers · asked by Barrel_Racing_Cowgirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

she was the one singing mocho chocolate she sang BAAAAD but it was so funny

2007-01-31 09:43:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who sings it and whats it called Thanks

2007-01-31 09:43:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I was practically a Pokemaniac back when I was in elementary scholl up until 7th grade. After that, I ditched Pokemon and even made fun of it. I then saw a video about the gang and I felt the obsession return. I haven't played the game again (yet) but I can't stop thinking about it. I'm even dreaming of episodes that I'm in it. I don't want this, everyone will make fun of me and I feel way too old for it. I mean my friend had told me don't go back when I told him and I'm about to crack!

2007-01-31 09:43:49 · 4 answers · asked by Link 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-31 09:43:30 · 9 answers · asked by lee b 1 in Polls & Surveys

Where art thou Oeufy?

2007-01-31 09:43:25 · 7 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

Which is your favorite kind of cookie,chocolate chip, peanut butter, or otmeal?

2007-01-31 09:42:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Even on yahoo answers. It's daft. So is she. I know she had a single called hips dont lie but come on. Enough already.

2007-01-31 09:42:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-31 09:42:29 · 44 answers · asked by Achtung Baby! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:42:14 · 20 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 09:41:55 · 17 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4 in Polls & Surveys

How am I supposed to live withouit you? Now that all that I've been living for is gone?

2007-01-31 09:41:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And what is it that draws you to them leos

2007-01-31 09:41:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I'm not sure... Ash is (in my opinion) the definition
of beauty, but Bips is hotness itself (don't worry, I'm straight).

Ash-http://aishwarya-rai.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/aishwarya-rai/aishwarya-rai_7534.jpg

Bips-http://www2.santabanta.com/wallpapers/gallery1.asp?catid=7481

2007-01-31 09:41:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities