Funny Joke 1?

Question

Russia and the US were at war. Then the Russians started a special project. They bred together the toughest, meanest, biggest Rott-Weiler with the toughest, meanest, biggest Pit-Bull they could find. They re-bred over and over for 20 whole years, till finally, they got a heavy dog. It was 4.6 feet high, weighed over 250 pounds, had teeth that ripped up an iron bar, fangs 3 and 1/2 inches long, and claws 6 inches long. They kept it in a cage with steel bars 2 feet thick, 20 men to guard the dog, and all armed. no one could go with 18 feet of the cage.

That year, the Russians and Americans met. The Russians brought their dog, and suprisingly, the Americans brought one too. it was a cage only one foot high, and when they opened it, out came a VERY VERY long Dachsund. The Russians almost felt sorry. Then they released their dog. but suddenly, an amazing thing happened! The DACHSUND actually SWALLOWED their dog!!!!

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A rabbit and a bear were quarreling in the woods, when suddenly a magic frog appeared. The frog said, "I will grant ye each of you 3 wishes. but ONLY three. The rabbit said, "Wow! Why don't I go first, Bear?" Bear agreed. The rabbit said, "I wish i was the fastest and best motorist in the world." The frog said, "Done." The Bear looked puzzled, but went on with his wish. "I wish I was the most handsomest bear in the world." The frog again said, "Done". The the rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet." "Done." Finally it was the bear's second turn, "I wish that all the bears in the woods were females. " "Done." The rabbit gave his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle and helmet." The frog said, "Done." Then the bear said, "I wish all the she-bears were boy-hungry for ME." "Done." Suddenly the rabbit jumped onto the motorcycle, put on his helmet, and drove away at 90 MPH. Right before he was

out of earshot of the astonished and suprised Bear, he called to the Frog, "I WISH HE WAS GAY!!!!!!!!"

Russia and the US were at war. Then the Russians started a special project. They bred together the toughest, meanest, biggest Rott-Weiler with the toughest, meanest, biggest Pit-Bull they could find. They re-bred over and over for 20 whole years, till finally, they got a heavy dog. It was 4.6 feet high, weighed over 250 pounds, had teeth that ripped up an iron bar, fangs 3 and 1/2 inches long, and claws 6 inches long. They kept it in a cage with steel bars 2 feet thick, 20 men to guard the dog, and all armed. no one could go with 18 feet of the cage.

That year, the Russians and Americans met. The Russians brought their dog, and suprisingly, the Americans brought one too. it was a cage only one foot high, and when they opened it, out came a VERY VERY long Dachsund. The Russians almost felt sorry. Then they released their dog. but suddenly, an amazing thing happened! The DACHSUND actually SWALLOWED their dog!!!! "We've worked for 20 YEARS!!!! How'd your dog do that?"

To that, one of the American Solidiers said, "You worked a score to breed together the worlds' deadliest dog, but WE worked even longer, with the best plastic surgeons, to make an alligator into a Dachsund!"


Sorry i didn't finish the first joke.

Answer 1

good one!!

Answer 2

Re-read the bear/rabbit joke.
You gave the rabbit 4 wishes.

Answer 3

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S o r r y. W a y t o o o o o l o n g

Answer 4

`tooooooo long to read

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

Thanks for the giggle. Cute !!!!