Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family.

Mr. Jones is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to receive 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn't want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled.

Mrs. Jones is first.

"What do you wish for yourself?"

"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings."

"Okay, that shall be granted to you."

Mrs. Jones has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows.

Next it is Mr. Jones' mother-in-law's turn.

"What do you wish for yourself?"

"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings."

"Okay, that shall be granted to you."

The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows.

Then comes Mr. Jones himself.

"What do you wish for yourself?"

"I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?"

"Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable."

"I would like 100 lashes instead of 50."

The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, "Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?"

"I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back."

2007-01-31 00:17:46 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 00:17:43 · 15 answers · asked by pringles 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-31 00:16:17 · 29 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

push the part of the brain where songs get stuck...

what kindof saw do i use...and what part of the brain holds songs?

2007-01-31 00:16:05 · 5 answers · asked by :) 5 in Music

It is very bad luck isn't it?

2007-01-31 00:15:17 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 00:14:52 · 19 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

gameboy advance SP, Or Nintendo DS?

Nintendo game cube, Or Nintendo Wii?

Xbox, Or Xbox 360?

The Sims, Or The Urbz?

Pokemon Ruby, Or Pokemon Saphire?

Thanks! ;)

2007-01-31 00:14:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."


The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is ... an auto parts store?"


"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."


"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.


The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"


She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

2007-01-31 00:14:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 00:11:25 · 7 answers · asked by leanne w 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think she looks better than she ever did and she looks healthy. She wieghs 161 and shes about 5'10 thats sounds healthy.

2007-01-31 00:11:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 00:11:15 · 1 answers · asked by zdenkab2002 1 in Music

bet you were thinking "oh god do i have to get up this early".

2007-01-31 00:10:30 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She is the sexiest and smartest woman alive! And thats how real women look!

2007-01-31 00:10:27 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

What you had for lunch yesterday?

2007-01-31 00:10:20 · 20 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 00:09:39 · 5 answers · asked by abhijit b 1 in Movies

A- incredible.
B- magnificant.
C- wonderful.
D- A,B & C.

2007-01-31 00:07:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-31 00:07:44 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

To all psychic out there & astrolgy believer! what you all think if the person was born November 25, 1982 ? What are there characteristics?

2007-01-31 00:07:19 · 13 answers · asked by ☆SpiMan☆ 3 in Horoscopes

I don't mean money wise, I mean when you take a look at all that you have (non-materialistic thing like job, family, love, friends,etc), is that wealth to you?

2007-01-31 00:07:10 · 26 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys

According to me, nowadays there are very few good compositions...

I think there are too many hip-hop artists who are trying to put dirt on real music...

2007-01-31 00:06:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-31 00:06:18 · 37 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein?

2007-01-31 00:05:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i kno the actor's name but i don kno his spelling. can any1 giv his name wid correct spelling. he is the hero of movies like the quest, hard target, double impact, blood sport etc.

2007-01-31 00:05:23 · 7 answers · asked by One strawberry- Ichi Ichigo 4 in Movies

Quick Downloads

2007-01-31 00:05:08 · 12 answers · asked by Nachchu 1 in Music

You know, so he/she wouldnt duck when you throw the remote or cell phone at their head?

2007-01-31 00:05:04 · 10 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 10 showing on the thermometer here in southwestern NC..., what's yours..?

2007-01-31 00:04:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can you get undizzy by spinning the other way around?

2007-01-31 00:03:55 · 11 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 00:03:13 · 16 answers · asked by Pierre 1 in Music

2007-01-31 00:03:12 · 9 answers · asked by bill b 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-31 00:02:53 · 19 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys