Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer approaches her and says:
"We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we're a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
"Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"

2007-01-31 01:21:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you like to cover Barry Scott in Cillit Bang and watch him dissolve?

2007-01-31 01:20:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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WHich episode of the A-Team did Murdock dress up like a baby in?

2007-01-31 01:20:35 · 5 answers · asked by stwiegep 2 in Television

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If you could buy a shirt or hat that said?

Yahoo P&S, would you wear it
proudly admitting that you get on here

2007-01-31 01:20:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why is it that if you smoke people think they have the right to lecturer you?

i mean i can't smack a cheese burger out a fat person mouth so why can they come up to me all smoking is bad blah blah.. cancer...blah.. blah.. sorry i just went out my office to have a smoke and had to listen to this from some lady i don't ever know.

2007-01-31 01:19:09 · 14 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anything scarier than seeing grassy with a jar of Vaseline?

2007-01-31 01:18:32 · 14 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it quite enjoyable being deeply neurotic?

2007-01-31 01:17:39 · 5 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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parents: whats the worst mess you've found your kids in?

was it as bad as this? http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1121/A+Surprise+For+Mom/

2007-01-31 01:16:16 · 3 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

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can i.............?

get a wooo hooo? I just made it to level 4.

yeah!!!

2007-01-31 01:15:34 · 9 answers · asked by it's still me 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you please tell me this song lyric?

Title : The Land of the Truly Free
Artist : John Williamson

I do try many many times to search this song lyric.
However,I couldn't find any. Please help me !!!

2007-01-31 01:14:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you tip the guy at the car wash that drys your vehicle?

2007-01-31 01:13:53 · 12 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you put on your pants one leg at a time?

Grassy puts on his pants two legs at a time in one swoop. Just a trick learned when you have to dress fast and leave quickly lol

2007-01-31 01:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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24 Fans!! I need your expertise. Have Chloe and Jack ever met?

I only recently became a 24 watcher this season and I am curious...have Chloe and Jack ever met in person or are they just phone buddies?? Thanks!

2007-01-31 01:13:40 · 2 answers · asked by Chel 5 in Television

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What's your favourite websites?

Please name your top 10 sites.1 being the best.

2007-01-31 01:13:08 · 20 answers · asked by Hellspawn 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Ok, time for another fun, but lame sing along...?

"Here we go, look out below, I'm on the prowl tonight
When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I'll chew anything I bite.
Come on, come all, to the midnight ball, The invitation's there",

2007-01-31 01:12:52 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys