Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her panties and bra.

"Yes madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"

"Braille," she replied.

2007-01-31 00:24:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you afraid of GIANT LIZARDS taking over the world????

2007-01-31 00:24:11 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Paula Abdul last night on idol! What was that???

2007-01-31 00:23:41 · 12 answers · asked by daddio48 1 in Celebrities

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DO YOU watch SERIALS?

2007-01-31 00:23:32 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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do you like APPLES?

2007-01-31 00:22:39 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why isn't there a cents sign on the keyboard?

2007-01-31 00:22:22 · 11 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Polls & Surveys

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DO YOU LIe?

2007-01-31 00:21:39 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How can I get the song "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex out of my head?

It's driving me nuts.

2007-01-31 00:21:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Does anybody know the site where Paris Hiltons phonebook was published on?

2007-01-31 00:21:38 · 7 answers · asked by empangeniguy 3 in Celebrities

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What episode did Brenda Song star in on Gilmore Girls?

2007-01-31 00:21:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What is the most precious thing that came across your life?

2007-01-31 00:19:59 · 22 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Brain transplant....?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The Doctor quickly responded, '$25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'

2007-01-31 00:18:59 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever................?

blown your nose on your shirt?
no?
well.........
me neither......

2007-01-31 00:18:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who pays for the drinks riddle?

At one time, the Canadian and US dollars were discounted by 10 cents on each side of the border (i.e., a Canadian dollar was worth 90 US cents in the US, and a US dollar was worth 90 Canadian cents in Canada). A man walks into a bar on the US side of the border, orders 10 US cents worth of beer, pays with a US dollar and receives a Canadian dollar in change. He then walks across the border to Canada, orders 10 Canadian cents worth of beer, pays with a Canadian dollar and receives a US dollar in change. He continues this throughout the day, and ends up dead drunk with the original dollar in his pocket.

Who pays for the drinks?

2007-01-31 00:17:49 · 8 answers · asked by Basement Bob 6 in Jokes & Riddles