The trimmer
Found on the Web. Shortened to fit.
Tam and Shuie, are in a bar. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin' through life without an education. I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes"
Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Tam goes to meet the college admin, who signs him up for math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic? What's that?"
"I'll show you. Do you own a trimmer?"
"Yes"
"Because you own a trimmer, I logically think you have a Garden"
"I've a Garden"
"Because you have a Garden, I logically think you have a house."
"I've a house"
"Because you have a house, I logically think you might have a family"
"I have a family"
"Because you have a family, I logically think you have a wife"
"I have a wife"
"Because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual"
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a trimmer"
2007-01-26
04:26:50
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