Joke: The trimmer?

Question

The trimmer

Found on the Web. Shortened to fit.

Tam and Shuie, are in a bar. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin' through life without an education. I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes"

Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Tam goes to meet the college admin, who signs him up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic? What's that?"
"I'll show you. Do you own a trimmer?"
"Yes"
"Because you own a trimmer, I logically think you have a Garden"
"I've a Garden"
"Because you have a Garden, I logically think you have a house."
"I've a house"
"Because you have a house, I logically think you might have a family"
"I have a family"
"Because you have a family, I logically think you have a wife"
"I have a wife"
"Because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual"
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a trimmer"

Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the admi's hand and leaves to meet Shuie at the pub.

He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic.

"Logic? What's that?"
"I'll show you. Do you have a trimmer?"
"No"
"Then you're a poof!"

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I tried a dozen time to get this through on 1 shot, but kept hitting the 1K limit.

I composed it external to Y!A and pasted it in, but still hit the limit. I've seen other's do it. What am I doing wrong?

Answer 1

lol i thought this was quite funny

Answer 2

funny

Answer 3

thankyou

Answer 4

lol.