A man goes into a general store and asks for some grass seed.The rookie salesman gives him the seed,takes his money and thanks him.
"No,no,no..." said the supervisor "you only managed to sell a 70c pack of seed,you should have pushed for more.."
'What do you mean?' asked the rookie.
"Well" said the supervisor, " If someone comes in for a packet of grass seed ask him if he is interested in buying a lawn mower.If he asks why,tell him that after the grass has grown he will need to cut it and our lawnmowers will do the job just fine.
'Ok,' said the rookie 'Ill try that.'
Later on a man came in to do the shopping for his wife and asked the rookie to fetch him a box of tampons.'There you are Sir,the tampons......and can I interest you in a lawnmower?'
" A lawnmower?? what the heck do I want a lawnmower for??"
'Well Sir,your weekend is all bug*ered up, so you might as well mow the lawn!'
2007-01-23
09:16:04
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