Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

2007-01-23 00:08:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:08:34 · 14 answers · asked by zan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

for gas if you knew that it didn't come from a country that supports terrorists?

2007-01-23 00:08:16 · 14 answers · asked by puter_patty 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have sky, but there seems to be none available on that

2007-01-23 00:07:48 · 4 answers · asked by Bobo 2 in Television

2007-01-23 00:07:08 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah Elizabeth 2 in Celebrities

TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS

1 You're different... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before.

2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile... but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited.

4 I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I'm female...

7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one?

9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care less, just type)

2007-01-23 00:06:37 · 4 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 00:06:16 · 8 answers · asked by GreatHunter..... 2 in Polls & Surveys

A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,

"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

2007-01-23 00:05:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 00:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by joeinjeaddah 1 in Movies

Why doesn't anyone combine them then?

2007-01-23 00:04:46 · 5 answers · asked by help_me 2 in Horoscopes

I tried apple juice, cocnut milk, and pineapple juice. What else?

2007-01-23 00:04:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHAT HAS A HAT BUT NO HEAD, AND FOOTWEAR BUT NO FEET?.......

2007-01-23 00:03:55 · 2 answers · asked by millsey89 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French."

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"

2007-01-23 00:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 00:02:33 · 4 answers · asked by andre2robb 1 in Music

tell me the puch line for 10 points he made me laugh.

2007-01-23 00:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by Mea 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine sucks. My left eye is severely swollen from getting something I'm allergic to into it. Plus, add on the fact that I'm tired. I hope someone is having a better Tuesday morning than I am.

2007-01-23 00:01:19 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And do I really have to count all of the "on the toilet" answers?
(I do mine in the car)

2007-01-23 00:00:59 · 24 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys