Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

Absolute poppycock, balderdash and pifle.

2007-01-23 00:42:37 · 14 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who are they and do they really enjoy being called that?

2007-01-23 00:42:34 · 11 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously, last night there must have been only 20 minutes worth of show, and more commercials than I've seen in a long time for a primetime TV show. I'm already tired of it, and am thinking I'll switch to "Hero". I love 24, but can't stand all the commercials...anybody else?

2007-01-23 00:42:18 · 12 answers · asked by JJ S 2 in Television

2007-01-23 00:41:30 · 6 answers · asked by Aaron A 3 in Music

2007-01-23 00:41:23 · 12 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:41:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

2007-01-23 00:40:32 · 12 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Im 28 years and can sing very well i can compose my own songs, everybody who listens to my songs they love them, i also perform sometimes on gigs i get a very huge audience so how can i get recognised.
My patner plays guitar and sing as well, i do the tenor chorus he does the rest. We compose our own songs from r&b hip hop etc

2007-01-23 00:40:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what are some of your vices

2007-01-23 00:39:52 · 41 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know what car Jimmy Buffett drives?

2007-01-23 00:39:49 · 5 answers · asked by btmead21 2 in Music

or am I plumalicous?????

2007-01-23 00:39:49 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am on maternity leave but go back to work in 2 weeks to a new job. Im not gonna be able to use Y!A at work. I am gonna miss it as I have become quite addicted! Just wondered how many of you get away with being on here at work and what do you do for a living?

2007-01-23 00:39:18 · 27 answers · asked by Banny Grasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

Will he be spongeworthy then?

2007-01-23 00:39:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:38:09 · 10 answers · asked by scotia26uk 1 in Television

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

2007-01-23 00:37:43 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

indin idol3

2007-01-23 00:37:15 · 12 answers · asked by rocky 1 in Celebrities

Pee-Wee Herman or Micheal Jackson?

2007-01-23 00:37:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:36:14 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

2007-01-23 00:36:05 · 10 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It's playing on Virgin right now and I find it a bit too catchy

2007-01-23 00:36:03 · 10 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Music

2007-01-23 00:35:39 · 8 answers · asked by zan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND COFFEE
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a resounding "yes."

2007-01-23 00:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

2007-01-23 00:34:43 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Remember that line fron Seinfeld

2007-01-23 00:33:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jade is getting her come uppance, Danielle is said to have been dumped by 'Teddy', so what is going to be Jo's punishment for her part in the BB house bullying. She is a total B**ch. Someone should knock that stupid smug look off her face. So what will her come uppance be??

2007-01-23 00:33:44 · 22 answers · asked by S 4 in Television

Is this my lucky day?

2007-01-23 00:33:28 · 5 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

Katie T's Husband, Kevin Kudd or Glenn Robbins.

2007-01-23 00:33:07 · 10 answers · asked by Trude 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:32:54 · 24 answers · asked by andykpln 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:32:28 · 2 answers · asked by emzc 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-23 00:32:19 · 20 answers · asked by litchick 1 in Movies