A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
2007-01-23 00:36:05 · 10 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U really gotta hand it to those lawyers really.
I think their motto in life is to BILL everyone for everything. They might even bill their clients for licking a stamp
2007-01-23 00:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-23 09:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Golden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D@mn lawyers:) HAHAHA
2007-01-23 09:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by blueyedgirl623 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>it makes me proud to read jokes from you>>>lol
that's is a hilarious one!!
2007-01-23 10:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololol amazing your jokes get better each day...keep em coming.
2007-01-23 09:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny... 10/10
2007-01-23 08:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by elizaday83 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i get it thats good lol 15/10
2007-01-23 08:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm lovin` it... Great joke...tnx
2007-01-23 09:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by c_o_e_u_s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
2007-01-23 09:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by G-i-r-l. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT ONE WAS FUNNY
2007-01-23 08:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋