Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

2007-01-23 00:32:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What was better Willy Wonka the original with Gene Wilder or the remake with Jonny Depp? I personally think the original because Gene Wilder was amazing!

2007-01-23 00:32:06 · 34 answers · asked by richardwales79 3 in Movies

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.

One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them three wishes, but as there are two of you he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said,
"I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off into the sunset at great speed

2007-01-23 00:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 00:31:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Eskimo (Inuit) Kiss is rubbing noses

2007-01-23 00:30:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:30:22 · 34 answers · asked by anu 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-23 00:30:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the disabled zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.


Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they
go down.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their feet. .

2007-01-23 00:29:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 00:29:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then when you get online you completley forget what it was about?

2007-01-23 00:28:04 · 19 answers · asked by firefly 5 in Polls & Surveys

or one that never shows up at all? I just had one that took 6 minutes to show up after I asked it. Is the Yahoo server running on dial-up today?

2007-01-23 00:27:37 · 7 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

could it be because I'm not wearing any pants?

2007-01-23 00:27:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:26:44 · 14 answers · asked by eros66 1 in Movies

Who comes to mind?

2007-01-23 00:25:38 · 16 answers · asked by Kita 3 in Polls & Surveys

who was dr. zhivagos love interest in the movie, dr zhivago?

2007-01-23 00:25:22 · 5 answers · asked by patrick w 1 in Movies

2007-01-23 00:24:54 · 5 answers · asked by Cinnamon Doll™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tony Abbot, Peter Costello or Alexandra Downer

2007-01-23 00:24:38 · 8 answers · asked by Prude 1 in Polls & Surveys

the one that had the video with the lion in goals?

2007-01-23 00:23:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-23 00:23:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't been here in a while. There seems to be some changes. Are they good or bad? What do most people think of them?

2007-01-23 00:23:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 00:22:55 · 6 answers · asked by joeinjeaddah 1 in Movies

2007-01-23 00:22:19 · 10 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

A two year old is banned from a shop for wearing a "hoodie", someone's car get's crushed by a tree - then given a parking ticket. Has the world gone mad?!?!?!

Are these incidences just odd occurances, or do people really not have any sense anymore?

2007-01-23 00:20:28 · 10 answers · asked by HiFi 3 in Television

I know, I know - stop yelling all the time.

2007-01-23 00:20:20 · 6 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please tell me when and what station it's on. don't say "channel 21" say something like "It's on NBC"

2007-01-23 00:20:16 · 8 answers · asked by jsquigs 2 in Television

2007-01-23 00:19:35 · 9 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a bxob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my axshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!!"

2007-01-23 00:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."

He explained. "When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, it's Freshmen. When they put their newspapers down and open their books, it's Sophomores. When they look up so they can see the instructor over the tops of the newspapers, it's juniors. When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors."

"When you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, it's graduate students."

2007-01-23 00:19:20 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Give school and location

2007-01-23 00:19:04 · 16 answers · asked by McQ 3 in Polls & Surveys

did SpinKick mention he has 17 buckets of water in his vicinity?

should he waste all the water on a Buckeyes fan?

2007-01-23 00:18:15 · 4 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys