Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.
One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them three wishes, but as there are two of you he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said,
"I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off into the sunset at great speed
2007-01-23 00:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!
Thank you! My commute this morning was hellish, and I WAS in a pissy mood!
2007-01-23 00:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by tombollocks 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1 x
2007-01-23 03:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would he have to bend over backwards for the bear necessities of life ? haha
2007-01-23 04:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing already half way through. Very very good 10/10!
2007-01-23 03:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best i've heard in along time
2007-01-23 00:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by alec3720 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a smart a** rabbit!
that defenitely was the best ever!!!!!!!!!!
keep putting up more!
2007-01-23 01:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaa, still good the second time mate.
2016-05-24 00:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - you've made my day!! ha ha ha ha lol
2007-01-23 01:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Helie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats one of the best, lol GOOD ONE!!
2007-01-23 01:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah..... cute
2007-01-23 03:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by haterz2myleff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋