Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the disabled zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they
go down.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their feet. .
2007-01-23 00:29:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooooow them blondes dont half take a kickin when all they want is a bone 10/10
2007-01-23 02:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
2007-01-23 09:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the disabled zone.
absolutely loved that one!
the others are hilarious!
10/10!
well done!!
2007-01-23 08:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes are always funny. hahaha
2007-01-23 08:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Arnoux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day :)
2007-01-23 08:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by janetlouise24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde and yeah they're funny.
2007-01-23 08:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by fishbrain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faf, nice 1.
Tink x
2007-01-24 15:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they r corkers pmsl 10/10
2007-01-24 14:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IM A BLONDE BUT I THOUGHT THOSE WERE FUNNY
2007-01-23 08:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !
2007-01-23 08:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by Flip 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋