One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."
2007-01-23 00:37:43 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. I give u a 15/10.. that was great ...
2007-01-23 02:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheney - Mr President, 3 Brazillian troops were killed this morning.
Clinton - Oh my god that's awful!!! Dick, how many is a brazillion?
2007-01-23 08:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by nvr10pts 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 09:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another short and sweet one>>>>lmao
2007-01-23 10:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe pretty funny. Thanx for the laugh
2007-01-23 10:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one, i want to thank the waitress, lol
2007-01-23 08:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol no he ment what he said at first
2007-01-23 08:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by slpry L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-23 08:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ thanks for a laugh........ George W. Bush can't read for sure........
2007-01-23 09:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD
2007-01-23 08:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋