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tell me the puch line for 10 points he made me laugh.

2007-01-23 00:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by Mea 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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how do you drive this thing?

2007-01-23 00:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How do you drive this thing..........
2 sausages in a pan 1 says to the other blimey, its hot in here..
the other says, holy crap a talking sausage....

2007-01-23 08:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi,

Want to go for a swim?

Darryl S.

2007-01-23 08:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Stingray 5 · 0 0

Whats a nice plaice like you doing here ?

2007-01-23 08:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is it something like: 'if one fish died, would there still be two fish'?

2007-01-23 08:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do I know u?

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

2007-01-23 08:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by snikleback 5 · 1 0

there's no point whistling, i can see the bubbles coming out of your bottom.

2007-01-23 15:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0 0

Do you know how to drive this thing?

2007-01-23 08:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by zan 2 · 0 0

You wanna drive or should I?

2007-01-23 09:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

are you following me?

2007-01-23 08:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by x !! Me !! x 2 · 0 0

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