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Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French."

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"

2007-01-23 00:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

and being blonde they definitely would know the smell 10/10

2007-01-23 02:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny

2007-01-23 08:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0 0

good 1 lmao 10/10

2007-01-24 14:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is funny. I like this one better then the other one you just told.

2007-01-23 08:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yep,

However, come on, easily offended people may not and some may not even get it / or any of...

Cheers

2007-01-23 08:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0 0

OW! (But a very funny joke)

2007-01-23 08:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

um ew yahh do you not have friends to tell these pervy jokes too.....

haha no offense.. EW


<3

2007-01-23 08:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Olivia L 2 · 0 0

Ha ha. Very funny!

2007-01-23 08:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-01-23 08:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by laney 5 · 0 0

ohh a goodn

2007-01-23 08:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0 0

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