funny quotes (allegedly real) newspaper headlines
17 Remain Dead In Morgue Shooting Spree
Coach Fire - Passengers Safely Alight
Grandmother Of Eight Makes A Hole In One
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case
Eastern Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes Appeal To Religious Leader
Failed Panda Mating - Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
President Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery - Hundreds Dead
2007-01-23 09:15:59 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bloody Brilliant... Had to keep myself from laughing out loud in the office!!!!
2007-01-29 02:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha these were my favorite:
Eastern Head Seeks Arms
Failed Panda Mating - Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery - Hundreds Dead
2007-01-23 09:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spectacular. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a lady responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the astounding little device I actually have considered in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to promote off on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not clean up that mess, i am going to eat it!" She stated, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the flexibility on yet!"
2016-12-02 23:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they are all funny but like your last one the best typhoon rips through cemetery-hundreds dead
2007-01-27 02:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by sharron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my favourites was a headline in The Sport in the UK. It was about a penis extension operation that went wrong. It said - "Dick Doc In C*ck Op Flop". lol
2007-01-23 09:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow-if you like those try reading the book "Anguished English"
did you hear about the gas station/resteraunt with the sign saying eat here and get gas?
2007-01-23 09:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by pinkcbpoet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite is
lucky, victim stabbed 14 times.the small print went on to say how the person was lucky to survive...
2007-01-30 06:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 22:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once read a sign that said:
New or used ice hot or cold!
and another one that was at a car wash place said
Come use our vacumes they really suck!
2007-01-23 09:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Skylight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how funny! have you heard of this one?
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Giovanni's Italian Restaraunt: People Are Our Specialty...
its enough to turn someone vegeterian!
2007-01-23 09:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋