Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

She's always wearing short shorts and when she sits at a certain angle you can see her roast beef curtains clearly, does she not feel a draft? I think she does it on purpouse when my friends are around.

2007-01-23 03:56:59 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:56:49 · 29 answers · asked by CALI GIRL 2 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry Folks I had to add chicken on this joke because they kept telling me it was Beenie Babies!

BUTCH THE ROOSTER

John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose
job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform, went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen
he
was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate The
other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's
amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He
would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize,
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well!

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

2007-01-23 03:56:37 · 5 answers · asked by LucySD 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I would like to also know if anyone knows where to find a phone ringtone of the song. I would prefer to just have the part that is actually played during the opening of Scrubs rather than the whole song, if possible. Thanks!

2007-01-23 03:56:13 · 5 answers · asked by RAA 2 in Television

i dont know where can i find karin episodes to download, i was watching them on crunchyroll.com but some episodes dont work :/


need help :S

2007-01-23 03:55:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i believe its called inhabition or release your inhabition?

2007-01-23 03:55:09 · 7 answers · asked by jmcgraw1975@sbcglobal.net 3 in Music

I think they have gotta be the best band for, oh I don't know, a bloody lifetime.

2007-01-23 03:53:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you have seen Scary Movie 4, what did you think of it?

2007-01-23 03:53:37 · 11 answers · asked by Final Form Fan 3 in Movies

Can anyone verify the March '07 date or give me a reliable other date?

2007-01-23 03:53:02 · 2 answers · asked by WhatA1derfulWorld 1 in Television

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand c0cks last year."

2007-01-23 03:52:50 · 18 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 03:52:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:52:29 · 1 answers · asked by purpleye 1 in Music

Can you forgive me, my Lord?

2007-01-23 03:52:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:52:08 · 5 answers · asked by vigi 2 in Celebrities

My picks, from favorite to least favorite:
1. Texas...it's like a whole 'nother country. 'Nuff said!
2. Wyoming: nothing there? Well, not much in terms of people. But it is rich in beauty and natural resources. Wide open spaces, you can literally have miles and miles to yourself.
3. North Carolina: beautiful? Sure. It has the OBX, mountains, Smokies, etc. Away from cities folks are friendly. My last choice, but I certainly don't dislike it.

2007-01-23 03:51:52 · 16 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:51:43 · 6 answers · asked by SweetPea 4 in Television

2007-01-23 03:51:18 · 13 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:51:10 · 2 answers · asked by Bobby G 2 in Music

crying in the rain and kick every garbage can within a 30 foot radius??

2007-01-23 03:51:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So far, he's lost out with 'Gangs of New York', 'The Aviator', 'Goodfellas', 'Casino', 'Raging Bull' and 'Taxi'. Do you think 'The Departed' will win it for him?

2007-01-23 03:50:15 · 5 answers · asked by irish1 6 in Movies

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"

George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if Im ten minutes late"

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute You always say you may be ten minutes late. But youre always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."

2007-01-23 03:49:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 03:49:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:49:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:49:02 · 28 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:48:48 · 10 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Here’s my plan. Yahoo Answers starts charging an annual membership fee of $10. As a result, becomes a small home business and pays you the user $1 per point earned. Yahoo takes anywhere from 25 to 30 cents per dollar. The individual can make anywhere between one hundred to five hundred a day and Yahoo would make over a hundred thousand in a day. Easily. I think it a fun and rather easy way to make some extra money. The individual user makes money, the host makes money and the government will make money as they have the right to tax you as it is an income. Everybody wins.

I don’t have the motivation or even the desire to make this happen. If you want to take this idea to Yahoo, you have my blessing. Just pay for my wedding and it’s yours.

Good luck entrepreneur’s

2007-01-23 03:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:47:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:47:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When something is good we are often told that it is 'the dog's b*ll*cks'. But I ask of you, why in the world is that a euphemism for 'really good'?

What could possibly be good about a canine's big fat hairy sack?

2007-01-23 03:47:22 · 22 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 03:47:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys