Can you forgive me, my Lord?
2007-01-23 03:52:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I do not condemn you my child. You are forgiven. Bless you. Now go in peace and sin no more.
2007-01-23 03:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
no one can forgive sins except the father
Jesus H. Christ is an impostor
2007-01-23 11:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by PhillyDude 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA ha ha ha ha hah haha!
All this Jesus H. Christ stuff is crackin' me up! Let me sit here a while and think of a question to ask about him! lol.
2007-01-23 11:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by ~*meli$sa*~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am certain that He will forgive you but I just want to know what you did. Please tell me oh please. I so much love a good story. I play on being an author some day and am on the look out for steamy ideas.
2007-01-23 11:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you have "sinned" (as you put it) you should ask the person you "sinned" against for forgiveness.
2007-01-23 11:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What for? You know you'll just go right on sinning after you're forgiven.
2007-01-23 11:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to go and get your god damn bible if you want a snowballs chance in hell of forgiveness. And NEVER NEVER forget that hypocrisy is the cornerstone of Christianity!
-God
2007-01-23 11:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by monkey tuesday 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry, but God is currently out of the office. If you'd like to leave a message, please e-mail him at imgodlol@heaven.com or hold for the beep.
2007-01-23 11:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by USAUSAUDA 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, it was probably his fault anyway.
2007-01-23 11:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope He will
2007-01-23 11:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♠αβsįŋŧħe♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋