One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if Im ten minutes late"
Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute You always say you may be ten minutes late. But youre always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."
2007-01-23 03:49:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George said, "Well, thats true Im superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If shes sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."
"What if shes lying on her back?"
George said, "Thats when Im ten minutes late!"
2007-01-23 03:51:57 · update #1
bit like myself take advantage while the opportunity is there another good one chris 10/10
2007-01-23 04:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-23 04:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny.
2016-05-24 00:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even my wife laughed,this is totally appropriate and very funny, in my opinion there are lines not to be crossed which include sexism etc- nobody should feel abused by a joke.
This is a class joke and should please anyone with a sense of humour. THANKYOU.
2007-01-23 04:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your best of today. Very funny.
2007-01-23 03:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rite on lol
2007-01-23 03:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-23 23:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh hhaha that took ma a while eheheh good one
2007-01-23 03:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by help 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones are the best
2007-01-23 06:07:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done chris, I like that, once a month, I wish!!!
2007-01-23 05:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋