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One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand c0cks last year."

2007-01-23 03:52:50 · 18 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Not dirty ... The hooker's trick is to show expenses like chicken feed (condoms), utilities for the farm (receipts of motel rentals) and license (Sally's Farm ... Chicken Ranch is taken):

http://www.askmrcabbie.com/wildsidevegas/chickenranch.html

2007-01-23 04:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

That was pretty funny. It would be considered a dirty joke, but not too bad.

2007-01-23 12:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dirty enough that it should only go on a bubble gum wrapper marked for "adults only".

2007-01-23 12:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by hebb 6 · 0 0

LOL that was a good one, not to dirty but all the Christians on here will probabley get all butt hurt over it.

2007-01-23 12:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Your joke is funny and amusing but it's not really dirty. Can't blame her though she just wants her taxes! ^-^;

2007-01-23 12:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by kitsune1212 1 · 0 0

It's dirty but it made me laugh good one

2007-01-23 12:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0 0

Pretty good.Not overly dirty for a sex joke.

2007-01-23 11:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Troy K 6 · 0 0

yeah, pretty dirty but I've heard worse

2007-01-23 11:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0 0

hahah its funny and to 'i draw porn' im a christian and i didnt get offended because everyone can laugh once in a while - try not to be so stereotypical

2007-01-23 12:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 0 0

dirty enough not to tell to small children

2007-01-23 12:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by shllyrse22 2 · 0 0

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