Butch The Rooster/Chicken!?

Question

Sorry Folks I had to add chicken on this joke because they kept telling me it was Beenie Babies!

BUTCH THE ROOSTER

John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose
job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform, went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen
he
was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate The
other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's
amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He
would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize,
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well!

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Answer 1

That rooster is a genius I tell ya!!!!

Answer 2

Feminine women get my attention. I Love women who look, act and dress like a Woman. I'm a lesbian, you see :-) However I have quite a few tom boy(soft butch) and femme women trying to get with me now. Some of the soft butch women are very cute and some even beautiful (they still wear makeup and etc sometimes), but I'm Attracted to feminine women(attractive feminine women is where it's at), women who look like and act like women are the ones who get my blood pumping. I guess that explains why I'm so attracted to straight women, because it's hard to find attractive feminine women in the gay community, the women who fit my type are often straight women. "What do you like about women?" Gosh where do I start. I love the way feminine women walk, talk, the way they wear their hair. I love the makeup, the way they dress, the way they smell. I love that femme women embrace and love their femininity. They're just f*cking sexy! I love when they keep in shape and are natural beauties too (no fake hair, fake boobs, fake lips and etc) I simply love a natural, smart, sexy, feminine, CLASSY older woman. There is nothing on earth better. oooh (chills)

Answer 3

Ok. Keep the jokes shorter.

Answer 4

hehe Touche!! Good one!

Answer 5

bwahahahaha! that was good :-)