THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to
come home from work" The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're
naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the
daughter-in-law explained. Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin
loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me
in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing, " he said,
"What's for dinner?".
2007-01-23
05:33:42
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