THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to
come home from work" The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're
naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the
daughter-in-law explained. Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin
loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me
in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing, " he said,
"What's for dinner?".
2007-01-23 05:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-23 05:59:25 · update #1
Pretty funny! I just forwarded that to my boyfriend's mom.
2007-01-23 05:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Delvala 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-23 05:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by kiera70 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!! I have a comic tale too... A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is serious some vehicle twist of destiny and falls right into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, at the same time as she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the overall practitioner about her infant. The generic practitioner replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a lady. Your Uncle from Cork got here in and named them." the girl thinks to herself, "Oh No, no longer my Uncle... he's an nutcase!" She asks the overall practitioner,” properly, what's the girl's call?" "Denise." "Wow, it really is no longer a foul call, i love it! what's the boy's call?" "Denephew." Haha!! i love this comic tale, too...
2016-10-16 00:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10! I would hate to see that unironed dress though!
2007-01-23 06:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-23 05:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
O hell nah, I'd smack my husband if he said something like that, that's hilarious, and mean, and gross at the same time.. made me laugh.. thanks.. that's a good one, that I've never heard..
2007-01-23 05:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny...there's your star :D
2007-01-23 06:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny at the start but stupid at the end
2007-01-23 05:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol thats horrible but it made me giggle
2007-01-23 05:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by mercedes_19842002 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is so bad it's good.
2007-01-23 05:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋