as you may or may not be aware,Tis your dear Captains birthday me hearties, a shot of rum for all who sings the best shanties!!!?
2007-01-23 05:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Virginia be a horrid sea cow, tis not acceptable, i'll have to maroon the miserable wench.
2007-01-23 05:42:44 · update #1
mutiny
2007-01-23 05:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday
2007-01-23 13:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahoy! A GRANDE day to celebrate! I present for ye amusement, The Cucumber Song:
A restless young lady from Ferland*
Developed a wonderful trend.
To purchase cucumbers for pleasure
'Cause she found they were better than men.
So line up for your cucumbers ladies.
They're selling for two pounds a piece.
Your frustrated days are all over,
And cucumbers never get pissed.
Oh, they never leave stains on the mattress,
They're happy to live in the fridge,
The loo seat is never left standing,
And I've never seen cucumber kids.
In Asia they're eaten with chiles,
In Britain they're put between bread,
But in Ferland we use them as teddies,
'Cause we've found that they never want head.
So watch out you self-centered guys,
You're not quite as great as you think.
There's no garauntee it'll work again,
And we can't trade you in when it shrinks.
Oy! HUZZAH to ye on yor b-day!
2007-01-23 13:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can i have the rum 1st & then sing the shanty
2007-01-23 13:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't sing me captain...i need to man the sails..little davy jones can sing with the best of them...i'll go fetch him...aaarrrrrgh
2007-01-23 13:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the tune of "Blow the Man Down":
"You say it's your birthday, well, tell me who cares.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
We'll tie up your feet, make you walk down the stairs.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
A cake with the candles all over the place.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
When you make a wish, they blow up in your face.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
You'll get lots of presents, tied up in a sack.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
And when you unwrap them, we'll take them all back.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
But we love you; so don't get us wrong.
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Just wanted to tease you with this nasty song
Yo-ho, so it's your birthday.
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it's your birthday."
2007-01-23 13:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Delvala 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday, cap'n. alas, all the ditties I know are quite vulgar for these proceedings
2007-01-23 13:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can the Shanties be about your panties
2007-01-23 13:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by David B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I recruited them to join my crew. I'm taking your ship to. Again, sorry.
2007-01-23 13:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy b-day.. i was moppin the deck... too much rum..
2007-01-23 13:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15 men on the dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of *hic* rum!!
2007-01-23 13:41:32 · answer #11 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋