Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

2007-01-23 06:01:42 · 22 answers · asked by ehieduthegreat2000 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-23 06:01:33 · 13 answers · asked by mom 4 in Polls & Surveys

I saw previews for a movie on tv and I do not know what the name of the movie was. From what I remember it was a horror. There was a boy with binoculars looking into his neighbors window when he saw a guy killing someone. They were trying to figure out what was going on at his house so I think a friend rolled under the killer's garage door as it was closing. I forget the name of the killer. Any ideas?

2007-01-23 06:01:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A blonde woman was speeding down the street and was pulled over by a blonde officer. "License and registration,Miss" said the officer. After rummaging around in her purse a minute the speeder finally says"I don't even know what a license looks like" " It's small, square and looks like you" says the officer. She looks some more and pulls out a small mirror " Then this must be it" and hands it to the officer. She takes it and looks at it then says " OK, you can go on, I did'nt realize you were a cop".

2007-01-23 06:01:09 · 17 answers · asked by popeyethesadist 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I was wondering whether anyone knew any good unsigned bands, that I might like: I listen to The Fratellis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and Quite a lot of Funk. Any Suggestions ???
Thanks

2007-01-23 06:01:00 · 8 answers · asked by seyba_freeflow 1 in Music

2007-01-23 06:00:48 · 18 answers · asked by Let there be Bimbo 2 in Polls & Surveys

With her being new to the game do you think she should win. I think she should...she did an amazing job in the movie "Dreamgirls".

2007-01-23 06:00:14 · 20 answers · asked by BLAQUERAIN 2 in Celebrities

Who sang they ran called him wildfire?

2007-01-23 06:00:10 · 11 answers · asked by scoops 2 in Music

It's a slow song begining with a single womans voice leading(verses) before it breaks into the chorus "yeah," sung very slowly while getting louder and louder as it nears the end. I would really appreciate some help here.

2007-01-23 06:00:09 · 9 answers · asked by chocolateintellectualguy 1 in Music

Freddie Mercury? Robert Plant? Ian Astbury from the Cult? Robert Smith from the Cure? David Bowie? There's bit of all of them in his "act" . . .

2007-01-23 05:59:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you liked that one, go to the Education & Reference, for another funny one.

2007-01-23 05:59:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either."

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.

"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."

2007-01-23 05:59:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pick a number between 41 and 117. I'll let you know how it turns out if you are correct.

2007-01-23 05:59:22 · 9 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

what would you like to be? A cardassian spy,Astrophysics officer,Starfleet captain,etc.

2007-01-23 05:59:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

questions should I be answering in P&S? Thanks

2007-01-23 05:59:14 · 7 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No ****?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

2007-01-23 05:58:59 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 05:58:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a breather or are you one of those that miss a chance to see a rainbow along the way?

2007-01-23 05:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

Letterman's Top Ten
# Top 10 Messages Left on Fidel Castro’s Answering Machine
10. "Yo, it’s Raul . . . Where’s the key to the humidor?”
9. "It’s Blockbuster. Please return ‘Girls of the Revolution Gone Wild.’”
8. "Which fatigues would you like to be buried in, the olive green ones or the slightly darker olive green ones?"
7. "It’s Kim Jong Il. When you die, can I have your PlayStation?”
6. "Mel Gibson here. I think we both know who’s responsible for this.”
5. "Does this mean you’re dropping out of ‘Dancing With the Stars?’”
4. "Holy crap! El Nino (also Letterman’s sidekick) is on Letterman!”
3. "This is Paula Abdul. I just wanna say, ‘Hey, wah the . . . like, when, wow, I heard . . . OK, Later!’”
2. "It’s Saddam Hussein — see you in hell!”
1. "Wow! Congratulations on having Cuba’s only answering machine!”

2007-01-23 05:58:24 · 3 answers · asked by mai51156 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay so... I'm on a MAC. i have a MAC Keyboard. I was wondering what programs i need to start making rap beats and instrumentals. Thanks!

2007-01-23 05:58:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...I thought it was the Jolly Green Giant shaking some jolly ranchers for flavour enhancement....then it turned out that it was only the Martini that through it into motion.

2007-01-23 05:58:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was an old woman who??????????????????????

2007-01-23 05:58:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

'Do you like my avatar?"

2007-01-23 05:58:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I was a kid there was a commercial for some amusement park that had this gaint wave. I think it was called "The Wave" does anyone remember this? I'm pretty sure it was in the 80's.

2007-01-23 05:58:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that their reservations have been screwed up, and they all have to stay in one room. There are 2 king-sized beds, and it is decided that the men will all sleep in one, and the women in the other.

In the middle of the night, the guy in the middle wakes up, and says to the man next to him, "Let me out. I have GOT to get to my wife! I have the biggest hard-on I have ever had, and I've got to get to her NOW!" The other guy says, "O.K. Do you want me to come with you?"

"What the hell for?" asks the other.

"Because that's MY d ick you're holding!" says he.

2007-01-23 05:57:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I really would like to sing in a cover band on weekends, but I can never find any that our looking for singers. Do you know of any good band audition websites?

2007-01-23 05:57:51 · 2 answers · asked by BCJ 1 in Music

2007-01-23 05:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by mike o 1 in Music

Gags For The Office Drone

Run one lap around the office at top speed

Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player'must be in the bathroom at the time)

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"

Walk sideways to the photocopier.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT GAGS
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers

2007-01-23 05:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 05:57:21 · 3 answers · asked by mikenmike1962 1 in Movies

do some genetic testing..

2007-01-23 05:57:00 · 18 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys