A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No ****?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
2007-01-23 05:58:59 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
You tell some good jokes cowboy. Gonna put you on my watch list
Keep lassooin' them thar jokes.
2007-01-23 06:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 06:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever smart and quick thinking young man good laugh cowboy 10/10
2007-01-23 06:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha smart thinkn like u said goood joke keep them comin
2007-01-23 06:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very good, wish I was as quick when I've "put my foot in it! )
2007-01-23 09:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-23 06:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-23 06:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by tease :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo hoo your getting better all the time.
2007-01-23 06:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one lol
2007-01-23 06:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twisted but funny....that is one quick thinking kid....glad he kept his job....
2007-01-23 06:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋