Gags For The Office Drone
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player'must be in the bathroom at the time)
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINT GAGS
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers
2007-01-23 05:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT GAGS
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go to the bathroom".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamacian accent. Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
2007-01-23 06:00:05 · update #1
those are funny!!! it's too bad i work alone tho or else i would sooooooooo do it, i'm a clown like that
HAHAHA they get funnier I love it, makes me wish i had witnesses to do this maybe i'll walk into the other bussinesses around me and do it LOL
2007-01-23 06:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Good ideas. 8/10!
2007-01-23 14:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omygah i laughed so much, i particularly love the calling everyone BOB
2007-01-23 14:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by theskyisthelimit02 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahahahha Tomorrows plans are now laid out thank you!!!
2007-01-23 14:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it gonna try all those lol
2007-01-23 14:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
twerd
2007-01-23 13:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by sandman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋