Letterman's Top Ten?

Question

Letterman's Top Ten
# Top 10 Messages Left on Fidel Castro’s Answering Machine
10. "Yo, it’s Raul . . . Where’s the key to the humidor?”
9. "It’s Blockbuster. Please return ‘Girls of the Revolution Gone Wild.’”
8. "Which fatigues would you like to be buried in, the olive green ones or the slightly darker olive green ones?"
7. "It’s Kim Jong Il. When you die, can I have your PlayStation?”
6. "Mel Gibson here. I think we both know who’s responsible for this.”
5. "Does this mean you’re dropping out of ‘Dancing With the Stars?’”
4. "Holy crap! El Nino (also Letterman’s sidekick) is on Letterman!”
3. "This is Paula Abdul. I just wanna say, ‘Hey, wah the . . . like, when, wow, I heard . . . OK, Later!’”
2. "It’s Saddam Hussein — see you in hell!”
1. "Wow! Congratulations on having Cuba’s only answering machine!”

Answer 1

Letterman rocks! and #1 and #3 are the best

Answer 2

It became organic comedy! I enjoyed it! spectacular! remember that comedians like to %. on politicians and McCain screwed over Letterman. this is straightforward retaliation. McCain's integrity became reported as into question by ability of blatantly mendacity. I fell asleep in between the commercial breaks-what became Paris Hilton's perspective?! Lol!!!

Answer 3

haha 7 is my favorite