Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

2007-01-19 09:33:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Absolutely no Simon defenders allowed what he did was uncalled for and anyone defending him should be ashamed of theirselves. This is a humor question dont get all mad about it.

A Texas Funeral but use the mace

To go broke and be alone the rest of his life

To see the guy he insulted go on to fame and fortune

Kicked in the jimmy by Lucy Lawless

For Carrie Underwood to gain 500 lbs then accidently sit on him

Drawing and Quartering ever see Braveheart?

Deported to Cuba

To go deaf and blind

Have Piper from "Charmed" cast a spell on him where he is so skinny he can never wear tight shirts ever again

Locked in a room with a really POed Ted Nugent and his bow

Dr Evil's Choice

Other you name

2007-01-19 09:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Television

if they arnt then why arent they anymore and when did they break up? and if they arnt then who r they each goin out with now?

2007-01-19 09:33:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

.. When you're throwing up into the toilet bowl?

2007-01-19 09:32:14 · 7 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can't find a definition anywhere !

2007-01-19 09:32:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

2007-01-19 09:32:02 · 12 answers · asked by oc 4 in Jokes & Riddles

In the last part of Cartman's mom is a dirty sl*t, when they found out that Cartman's dad is his mom Ms.Cartman, she has a penis, so who is the mother of eric cartman, if his mom is the father of him,
1.Kyle's Mom
2.Stan's Mom
3.Kenny's Mom
4.The Mayor
5.Mrs.Crabtree
6.Paris Hilton
7.Hilary Clinton
8.Other Women (it can be celeberties or anyone you know)

2007-01-19 09:31:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:31:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-19 09:31:28 · 13 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Polls & Surveys

Justin, T.I., Ludacris, Nelly, Pitbull, and Lloyd cute or what

2007-01-19 09:31:18 · 8 answers · asked by sweetgirl 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:31:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

...mine is now rendered speechless. That's what happens when you HIT it too HARD. (thinks she needs one of those Zen ones..wakes you up all pretty like)

2007-01-19 09:30:44 · 10 answers · asked by svmainus 7 in Polls & Surveys

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

2007-01-19 09:30:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a song in the film pretty woman, i think its called "falling for you" who sang it and where can i get it

2007-01-19 09:30:22 · 8 answers · asked by country boy 5 in Music

2007-01-19 09:29:59 · 6 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Other - Entertainment

Who cares about the silly game? None of my teams made it anyway. I can't wait to see Prince play live at the Superbowl. It would be great if he did a few verses of Irresistible, and some Purple Rain, and some Erotic City but he probably won't do anything to controversial. What songs would you like to hear?

2007-01-19 09:29:44 · 9 answers · asked by ARM 6 in Music

i was on movies.com or whatever and saw that courtney love was making kurt cobains biography 'heavier than heaven' into a movie. has anyone else heard about it? and if you have can you tell me more information?

2007-01-19 09:29:36 · 1 answers · asked by hairspray queen 5 in Movies

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try" she said, "but only if you'll promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"

2007-01-19 09:29:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i need thw absolute scariest movie there is

2007-01-19 09:29:13 · 12 answers · asked by jcooper916 1 in Movies

Why do *YOU* watch American Idol?

Is it because Simon is so mean to the contestants? Is it to watch people get humiliated on TV? Is it because of the talent (or lack thereof) on the show? What's *YOUR* reason?

2007-01-19 09:29:05 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

2007-01-19 09:28:45 · 4 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Music

2007-01-19 09:28:34 · 14 answers · asked by maivas229 5 in Television

2007-01-19 09:28:26 · 14 answers · asked by Mr_B 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:28:13 · 55 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

I saw Jewel in concert and I was surprised by how TINY she was! On TV and in pictures she looks like this tall, busty, curvy big-boned Jessica Rabbit type but when I saw her live she was so short and petite. And her breasts didn't even look that big but maybe it just had to do with the shirt and bra she was wearing- it's was hard to tell.

2007-01-19 09:28:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:27:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey, Everyone!

I was just wondering:

1. What job/career do you wish you were in/doing?
2. Why?

2007-01-19 09:27:30 · 12 answers · asked by loudy_foudy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please Tell me Cause I am trying to beat my friends song..So If you know any songs with super high bass and The Artist PLEASE TELL ME

2007-01-19 09:27:10 · 5 answers · asked by Kris J 1 in Music

I am looking for a cruise commercial and I can't find it. I don't remember what cruise line it was on, but the commercial was about a mom talking about finding something, and at the end we find out she was looking for a smile. What was the commercial?

2007-01-19 09:27:06 · 1 answers · asked by OwNaGeR 3 in Television

2007-01-19 09:27:06 · 4 answers · asked by Gabs 2 in Music