Absolutely no Simon defenders allowed what he did was uncalled for and anyone defending him should be ashamed of theirselves. This is a humor question dont get all mad about it.
A Texas Funeral but use the mace
To go broke and be alone the rest of his life
To see the guy he insulted go on to fame and fortune
Kicked in the jimmy by Lucy Lawless
For Carrie Underwood to gain 500 lbs then accidently sit on him
Drawing and Quartering ever see Braveheart?
Deported to Cuba
To go deaf and blind
Have Piper from "Charmed" cast a spell on him where he is so skinny he can never wear tight shirts ever again
Locked in a room with a really POed Ted Nugent and his bow
Dr Evil's Choice
Other you name
2007-01-19 09:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
And none of this hooey about his so called honesty you can be honest without being a jerk. Dont bring up him being a music producer either he would know good music it bit him on the face.
2007-01-19 09:37:38 · update #1
"wouldnt" know good music, sorry I'm just angry about this subject
2007-01-19 09:39:44 · update #2
To any Simon apologists. The 2 points you got for answering is all you will get. plus you will be given a thumbs down.This question is only for people who didnt like what happened that night to vent.And know I've never known anyone who's tried out for American Idol. If you dont like this question or like Simon or American Idol and are offended by this "Humor Question" dont answer. No Offense
2007-01-19 10:23:38 · update #3
make him marry Rosie O'Donnell and consummate the wedding EVERY night (no offspring, though). That would be pretty bad, but to add insult to injury, he'd have to listen to her every thought (Rosie's the most annoying person ever--not the worst person, just the most annoying). That would be worse than all of the other punishments-including being drawn and quartered ala "Braveheart"
2007-01-19 10:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by The Guru 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I won't defend him.
He has already seen William Hung go on to fame and fortune, so that wouldn't be much of a punishment, now, would it?
I'd have to go with the Ted Nugent option, if I had to pick.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070119145502AANauy9&r=w
2007-01-19 09:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by abfabmom1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Locked in a room with a really POed Ted Nugent and his bow...or the one where the guy gets famous
2007-01-19 09:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by Sally Doll 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Do you relatively think of you are going to be an American Idol? definite, you're judged for singing skill and forte of sound; although, there are particular attractiveness themes that can't be missed...." purely he'd prolly say it lots fancier and Britlike.
2016-10-31 13:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make him live with KELLY from the OSBOURNES for an entire year..and he has to go EVERY WHERE with her like as if he was her best friend! LOL that would be the most hilarious t.v. show if ever i did see! LMAO
2007-01-19 09:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by wolvie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this about American Idol? From my understanding that is why a lot of people watch the show, to see him make fun off people. That show should be pulled off the air with all those other lame reality shows. America is feeding this by the ratings.
2007-01-19 09:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Mugwump 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
He's rude and obnoxious! Perhaps if he gained about 200 pounds and his hair fell out? He'd maybe not be so cocky, then... but then again, it's good tv... WE watch, don't we??? :-S
2007-01-19 09:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by sandagal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone dissing him? Just because he's famous for bringing entertainment to a show, it doesn't mean that you can make plans to kill him. And hey, I think Rosie O' Donnell is hot and if you object then you can kiss my ***!
2007-01-19 16:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Get Paris Hilton to sing to him. He'll be sorry...
2007-01-19 16:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Alex 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He Has to sleep whith all the women to god and then be an fdi agent spy whith a dildoe pakage.
2007-01-19 09:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by bret f 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋