A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2007-01-19 09:32:02 · 12 answers · asked by oc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice :)
2007-01-19 09:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by monkeybread 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh,yeah!! One for the ladies! Funny!
2007-01-19 09:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like home!!!!
..and I still love fishing!!!!
2007-01-19 10:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if hes not home and shes HOTT, then ill sex her every minute on the minute
2007-01-19 09:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny joke.
2007-01-19 09:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They need couple's therapy or a divorce.
2007-01-19 09:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Calvin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-01-19 09:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wife shot the husband in this joke. great... i'll laugh this day.... thank you...
2007-01-19 09:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
heehee
yes
2007-01-19 09:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-19 09:42:50 · answer #11 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋