Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!

2007-01-19 19:36:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

take it off da rack, if its wack, put it back....i likes da whoppa not da big mac. ya fillin me?!

2007-01-19 19:36:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrities/celebrity_photos/10032

2007-01-19 19:35:41 · 22 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am a young new minister, and i am starting my own congregation, but i have no idea what i am doing, what should i start with (on the exception of finding the building)?

2007-01-19 19:34:40 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrity_tattoo_photos/celebrities/celebrity_photos/10685

2007-01-19 19:33:55 · 27 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:33:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"

"Well...I would have gotten out today!"

2007-01-19 19:33:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Cheers you up when ur down??

2007-01-19 19:32:51 · 22 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Diss it, whatever, i don't care, a lot of metal takes an abundance of virtuosity and speed to play.

2007-01-19 19:32:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:32:35 · 1 answers · asked by jennifer s 2 in Music

http://www.starmagazine.com/paula_abdul_rehab/celebrity_news_gossip/entertainment/10970

2007-01-19 19:31:24 · 5 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.

" What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".

So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says, "Chief, can i talk to my horse again"? The chief says sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.

The cowboys goes to the horse and once again wispers into it's ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time having a Brunnette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.

An hour later the cowboy comes out, obivously tired now, with only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the chief grins and says "Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse.."

So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells

"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"

2007-01-19 19:31:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What was it and how much....please nothing gross like prostitute for a penny....

2007-01-19 19:30:22 · 15 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

My thoughts: Catherine Zeta Jones

2007-01-19 19:29:59 · 11 answers · asked by Patrick H 2 in Television

2007-01-19 19:28:52 · 28 answers · asked by d☻min☺ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Wasn't Taylor Hicks available?

2007-01-19 19:28:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:25:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-19 19:24:57 · 8 answers · asked by ragour 1 in Celebrities

And what can I expect in return?

I feel I have a right to know.

2007-01-19 19:24:51 · 19 answers · asked by Mitch 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:24:43 · 24 answers · asked by ishybug03 4 in Polls & Surveys

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Students who don't know S.H.I.T.
will be placed in the
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

2007-01-19 19:23:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Name the song and the Singers

2007-01-19 19:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my arm and both my legs were cut off and i was shot in the stoamach and i have brain cancer and i have 3 months to live and im very very deprest what do i do???????

2007-01-19 19:22:26 · 15 answers · asked by Jimi Hendrix 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:21:37 · 9 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Music

2007-01-19 19:21:30 · 18 answers · asked by shadow of a girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 19:21:04 · 13 answers · asked by X me Out 2 in Polls & Surveys

all i can tell u it was on the radio one day over n over again ,, i wasnt paying full attention but i do remember the song spelling out D.e.l.i.o.u.s any clues as to what / who i herd?

2007-01-19 19:20:16 · 6 answers · asked by pj_pillow 2 in Music

2007-01-19 19:18:47 · 11 answers · asked by m2bbarra@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

to portray you in a movie based on looks. The actor that looks the most like you?

2007-01-19 19:18:18 · 14 answers · asked by MsAdventure 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whether it be traditional folk or Irish drinking songs, which Celtic songs do you like best?

2007-01-19 19:17:50 · 3 answers · asked by NecropolisXR 6 in Music