So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!
2007-01-19 19:36:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I read that one years ago but had forgotten all about it. It is so funny that I now want to pop into town to buy a printer and print it off to show the boys at work, thanks!!
2007-01-19 21:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 + star
hahaha
2007-01-19 19:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed this gold star and full marks.You seem to be fond of lists as this is not the first "question" you've broken down. But keep it cumming- Sorry Comming. My Freudian slip is showing.
2007-01-20 07:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your very clever this morning you take the serious pill instead of the funny pill by mistake 10/10
2007-01-19 20:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I have an eye problem. Like, I can't see myself going to work on that day.
2007-01-19 19:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by jammer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's one of the best movies ever! Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop & look around once in a while, you could miss it."
2016-05-24 00:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant I will have to copy this and show my governor as he is working me to hard well i think so lol 10/10
2007-01-20 17:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10 for that one well i guess i won't be working that day then lol
2007-01-19 23:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh Pleeease ...
Its my Aunties, second cousins, brotherin-laws ,sisters , uncles, sons best mates, girlfriends, sisters wedding and I just HAVE to be there !!!
2007-01-20 01:01:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardly worth going in for one day ! haha
2007-01-19 19:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋