In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Students who don't know S.H.I.T.
will be placed in the
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
2007-01-19 19:23:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-19 19:43:06 · update #1
so true lol
2007-01-27 18:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One thing is sure you are an expert in S.H.I.T ( High Intensity Training)
2007-01-26 17:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by sanjeev 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a student you have no idea how that made me laugh and laugh.
Yep, after teachers take the took S.H.I.T before they graduated now they no longer do it anymore and all they do now is B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T...man I'm going to crack up when I face my teacher again...I wonder if they'll recommend me to take S.H.I.T.?
2007-01-26 14:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by ochibi-chwan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had tears rolling in the end. Thankx for zat! 3 CHEERS +1 star.
2007-01-19 22:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by vinu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING>>>>that's an excellent work in S H I T>>>>hehehehe
2007-01-19 21:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Intresting.
2007-01-19 19:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by snickers 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it started real funny but in the middle not really but it finish good wid dat "b.i.g. s.h.i.t." thing...lol
2007-01-26 18:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by trigz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa. i am a student and glad that i am not in that program. i mean how would i tell people that i am in a program called bull ****?
2007-01-19 20:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by depressed_gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' hilarious, god.....i'm crying here trying to read through tears of laughter.......LOL
2007-01-27 15:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Love that. Been a while.
2007-01-19 19:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you just gave me my biggest smile of the day.
and yes im a student. [=
2007-01-19 19:32:12 · answer #11 · answered by missannazhoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋