A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"
"Well...I would have gotten out today!"
2007-01-19 19:33:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh how I sympathise with him (9/10)
2007-01-19 19:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
11/10
2007-01-20 04:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10 + star
so funny
2007-01-19 19:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-01-19 19:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
but didnt u hear frank decided to go back again to get his revenge and shot the polar bear. but there was another tap on his shoulder. he finds himself looking at 2 panda bears. well u see pandas have this thing about threesomes
2016-05-24 00:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen before, but it's still funny.
2007-01-19 19:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did hon but i still pmsl 10/10
2007-01-20 17:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i know that feeling 10/10
2007-01-19 20:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha-ha nice one! I've heard it before but not sure where from.
2007-01-19 20:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny !
2007-01-19 19:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋