Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

2007-01-19 04:22:40 · 35 answers · asked by john m 1 in Polls & Surveys

Like giving to a community. Like Oprah gives away cars and helps charities.

2007-01-19 04:22:39 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Celebrities

A man goes to the hospital for some tests. The last test consisted of some ugly drink, and left him with an upset stomach. He's laying in bed and fells like he has to go to the restroom. He runs, sits, and waits, and nothing! So he goes back to bed.

Then he gets the feeling again, runs, sits...and nothing. So the third time he feels it, he just stays there. But this time, he GOES, and makes a big mess on the sheets.
Embarrased that the nurses will see the mess he made, he grabs the sheets, wraps them up, and throws them out the 3rd story window.

A drunk man is walking by, and the sheets fall on him. He starts kicking, punching, and yelling. Finally, the sheet falls to the floor, and a security officer that was close by goes up to him and says:

"Are you okay sir?"

"Yes", says the drunk man "but i just beat the sh*t out of that ghost!

2007-01-19 04:22:30 · 11 answers · asked by Rosie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

preferably in polyester

2007-01-19 04:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:22:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am fan and am worried it could be true and lead to marriage problems for Britney

2007-01-19 04:21:57 · 20 answers · asked by Interestingvariation 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 04:21:32 · 12 answers · asked by Jean Claude Van Damme 2 in Polls & Surveys

Then Homemade bread and Vegetable soup?

I LOVE this stuff. (Thanks Mom!)

2007-01-19 04:21:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “that I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. “You still have 15 more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head

2007-01-19 04:21:14 · 10 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I could be like Sanjuro.

2007-01-19 04:21:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i thougth lorelai was wrong for doing that.

2007-01-19 04:20:55 · 3 answers · asked by Whitney 4 in Television

2007-01-19 04:20:45 · 9 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:20:36 · 13 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've seen the movue, and I don't realy get the point...I know that it is about the way peoples lives coonect...well, I think that is what it is about...is it? and could you inform me on what the deal is in the movie...because Orlando Bloom gets his perfect face totaly screwed up...

2007-01-19 04:20:28 · 13 answers · asked by Fire Crazed 1 in Movies

2007-01-19 04:20:28 · 4 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

always seemed to have issues with her glasses flying off? Weren't there technicians at the opthomologist that could have adjusted them for her?

2007-01-19 04:20:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I think it is relatively new. Basic plot is that 2 magicians are competing to see who can pull off the biggest illusions involving what is illusionized as brutal mutilation of human participants...the only thing is that the participants are really being brutally murdered....no illussion.

Does anyone know that name of that movie?????

2007-01-19 04:20:08 · 11 answers · asked by williamsonjamesm 1 in Movies

2007-01-19 04:19:46 · 9 answers · asked by MrT T 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 04:19:36 · 6 answers · asked by Fun2010 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:19:32 · 17 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:19:22 · 7 answers · asked by heaven-sin-t 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am confused... is it because the person that posted this question didn't like that I was politely calling him a jack@$$ for posting this question... let me knoiw if I am wrong..

Question: If I shot a Boston Creme pie out of a cannon at an obese woman's face, would she catch it in her mouth?

Answer: what makes you think all obese women like Boston Creme pie... and what makes you think they are obese from over eating??

Where is the abuse in my answer?

2007-01-19 04:19:21 · 12 answers · asked by WhoDidThat??? 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am really bored with the internet. What is your favorite fun website? (If you're going to say Myspace, don't bother answering thanks)

2007-01-19 04:19:06 · 9 answers · asked by lime.i.am 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:18:45 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

With who?

2007-01-19 04:18:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 04:18:11 · 11 answers · asked by Melrose 1 in Polls & Surveys

made to work and taught higher levels of education or where they would be allowed plenty of freedom and given the same benefits as wealthy children.

2007-01-19 04:18:00 · 1 answers · asked by Fun2010 4 in Polls & Surveys

anyone can contribute with any reasons?

2007-01-19 04:17:58 · 9 answers · asked by **tomtom 5 in Television

I've already given up on the flying cars, but come on, is the watch such a tall order?

2007-01-19 04:17:55 · 1 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Busta Rhymes got the lyrics, the energy, ***** brought New York back. One of the greatest of all time. Luda alright but, Busta would kill em any day.

2007-01-19 04:17:55 · 7 answers · asked by C7BEZ 1 in Music