Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A blonde was at work when someone came to her and said "You're husband's betraying you at home right now!" The blonde returned swiftly to her home, but quickly returned to her job saying "Nah! That was a pure misunderstanding!" Next day, as she returned home early, she found three nude women in her balcony."What are you doing here?" She asked, but the women were so nervous they couldn't know how to answer when one of them said "Yes...eh...we're airborne paratroopers who jumped off our plane but lost our way and landed here in your balcony!" "Oh so that's the point? Well, sorry for being suspicious!" replied the blonde who became pleased. Touched by her idiocy, one of the women came to her and asked "Do you really believe us to be paratroopers jumping from a military plane several thousand feet high and landing HERE in your balcony NAKED?" "Yeah! Why not?!" the blonde exclaimed "Yesterday I saved three female navy SEALs who were on a submarine mission but were stuck in my bathtub!!!"

2007-01-19 04:16:38 · 6 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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HOW COME the vast majority of movies stars tout peace,conservation...?

etc.,etc.,etc. when most of them live like kings and queens, have lavish homes nice cars, make tons of violent movies...etc.

2007-01-19 04:16:27 · 3 answers · asked by Ricky 3 in Movies

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Do you have or would you ever have???....?

a gun in your house? Why or why not?
Also, if you have children is it safe to even consider having a gun? I don't think so!

2007-01-19 04:16:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Howe can I get my forum more active?

I was wondering how I could get it so my forum would be more active.

http://z8.invisionfree.com/AnimeMonarch/index.php?

2007-01-19 04:16:12 · 1 answers · asked by kender_mage 1 in Comics & Animation

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okay.. so WHT / WHO r u HI DING from !!!!?????

huh ???

2007-01-19 04:15:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i didn;t know that Jewel was going to be on American Idol, till the "bread guy" at Albertson's told me- where

Can I watch it now that it has already been on?

2007-01-19 04:14:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What Part Of Hawaii Did You Travel Too?

how many islands did you visit? and which one(s) do you recommend visiting?

2007-01-19 04:14:31 · 2 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is "Shilpa Drama" a popularity stunt??

Is shilpa,Big Brother,Sponcers n Uk Media doing all this drama to get Exxxtra Popularity,Money,Fame.......

2007-01-19 04:14:31 · 11 answers · asked by computerhacker_in 1 in Television

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I have a hat but no head, footwear but no feet?

2007-01-19 04:13:39 · 42 answers · asked by Jay 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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what is going to be the best movie in 07?

stomp the yard or field dreams

2007-01-19 04:12:44 · 21 answers · asked by eric s 1 in Movies

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Do you daydream about night things in the middle of the afternoon?

2007-01-19 04:12:42 · 21 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there that ONE PERSON in your workplace that EVERYBODY wants to BEAT DOWN?

2007-01-19 04:12:31 · 1 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Was the new FX show "Dirt" on Tuesday? If so, what was it about?

My Tivo malfunctioned or something because I had it set to record "Dirt" and it didn't. What did I miss??

2007-01-19 04:12:06 · 3 answers · asked by Am I. Incognito 3 in Television

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Do you ever wonder how many mystery are left for you still to discover?

♫

2007-01-19 04:11:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I would give you some pieces of my happiness....would you be happier?

2007-01-19 04:11:25 · 19 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What does 'Delete Unread' mean?

I told another Yahoo! Answers user that I usually 'delete unread' any messages they send me because they have been harassing me, but yet they still send me mail, which I DO NOT READ, I just DELETE. Are they just wasting their time (I think they are) or am I mistaken about what that term means?? Please answer....

2007-01-19 04:11:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what exactly?

are...'edible panties'?

2007-01-19 04:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's something that changes that you wish would stay the same?

2007-01-19 04:10:49 · 13 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what you think of this?

1. - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL

2. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO

3. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA

4. - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO

5. - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY

6. - One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER

7. - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: RED DEER

8. - Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE

9. - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on: VICTORIA

10. - One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scrapper in hand out front window scrapping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG