For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “that I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. “You still have 15 more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head
2007-01-19 04:21:14 · 10 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely brilliant. I was unable to do a thing for several minutes after reading this!
2007-01-19 09:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 15:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant really like that one Gonna tell all me mates in da pub 2mara
2007-01-19 04:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice... the concerns of statues are not the concerns of men and women.
2007-01-19 04:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by mince42 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best eh? lol
2007-01-19 05:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie
2007-01-19 04:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by angus r 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sh** happens
I think it's being optimistic to think that raindrops keep falling on your head !
2007-01-19 04:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my faves.
2007-01-19 04:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by robdunf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it b4, still like it! lol!
2007-01-19 04:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boo ho.
2007-01-19 04:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋