A man goes to the hospital for some tests. The last test consisted of some ugly drink, and left him with an upset stomach. He's laying in bed and fells like he has to go to the restroom. He runs, sits, and waits, and nothing! So he goes back to bed.
Then he gets the feeling again, runs, sits...and nothing. So the third time he feels it, he just stays there. But this time, he GOES, and makes a big mess on the sheets.
Embarrased that the nurses will see the mess he made, he grabs the sheets, wraps them up, and throws them out the 3rd story window.
A drunk man is walking by, and the sheets fall on him. He starts kicking, punching, and yelling. Finally, the sheet falls to the floor, and a security officer that was close by goes up to him and says:
"Are you okay sir?"
"Yes", says the drunk man "but i just beat the sh*t out of that ghost!
2007-01-19 04:22:30 · 11 answers · asked by Rosie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THANKS FOR THE REAL JOKE---SO CUTE, I'LL SHARE IT FOR YOU......
2007-01-19 05:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact hospitals are additionally a sturdy place for healing wounds and human beings, the place they shop human beings from dying, if it have been a place the place human beings might purely die then that would desire to be haunted. we could not ignore that infants are additionally born and so i think of that the beneficial capability beats the damaging one, except the wellbeing facility is outfitted on a place the place many human beings died or suffered and can't discover their relax. yet you recognize, ghosts do not look once you like, they look at nighttime once you're on my own and each thing is quiet, and the wellbeing facility is continuously busy so ghosts might look purely while they desire.
2016-10-07 09:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that this was a funny one, did not see this coming....
2007-01-19 04:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but it never gets old!
2007-01-19 04:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Good one!
2007-01-19 04:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 04:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by kevin m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny really
2007-01-19 04:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by Slevin Kelevra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-19 04:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but hillarious!! thanx
2007-01-19 04:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anne H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
LOL
funny !!!!!
2007-01-19 04:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 05:11:35 · answer #11 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋