Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser.
He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
She said, "I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check".

2007-01-19 07:28:20 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

And of what ethnicity is it? Here are some of my favourites:

Chicken Shawarma which is an Arabic dish. It is a pita wrap with fillings of grilled chicken, mayo, and vegies of your choice.

Sushi which is Japanese I believe.

Chinese noodles.

Baklava which is a Greek dessrt.

2007-01-19 07:28:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ive written quite alot of ideas and situations for a sitcom and I beleive that if these ideas are put across the right way this sitcom could be great. The problem is that some of there ideas would require a laughtrack to make some of these monemts great. But some of these ideas wont be funny if there is a laughtrack. Take a moment to undersatand what ive just said as I dont think it made sense and PLEASE HELP ME?????????????????????

2007-01-19 07:27:03 · 4 answers · asked by Bruce P 1 in Television

2007-01-19 07:26:49 · 16 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

radio trivia

2007-01-19 07:26:49 · 7 answers · asked by charles jr. h 2 in Music

2007-01-19 07:26:37 · 6 answers · asked by w g 1 in Horoscopes

I don't know the names of the songs and i was wondering if anyone could help.
The songs are dance songs and kind of a bit "chavvy" =P

One of them is called something like:-
"Lets Get physical" (it at least has those lyrics in it)

And:-
"Im a dreamer"

Also have you got any suggestions for some music thats good to dance to?

Thank you.x.

2007-01-19 07:26:28 · 4 answers · asked by Randomer ツ. 2 in Music

2007-01-19 07:26:28 · 31 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

what am i?

2007-01-19 07:26:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Bike. And how old were you when you got it?

2007-01-19 07:26:09 · 24 answers · asked by Thumper 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can someone give me a list of pointless anoyying stupid clean songs like campfire song song from spongebob i am making my friend a cd gift for her birthday

2007-01-19 07:25:56 · 3 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Music

ok, i use to have limewire on my computer, til that destroyed my entire hard drive...so now that my computer is fully fixed i need to know where i can download music, like i did on limewire, minus all those nasty viruses that were placed on my pc...im particularly looking for one song by dame four, but the problem with that is that i only found that song on limewire...theres other songs im looking to just download as well so that i can rebuild my music library...any suggestions?????please help me!

2007-01-19 07:25:45 · 3 answers · asked by wolvie 6 in Music

2007-01-19 07:25:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 07:25:02 · 13 answers · asked by claireand456021 2 in Television

2007-01-19 07:24:44 · 34 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think that if it's true he's bringing skankyback,not sexy....

2007-01-19 07:24:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

at the new yahoo so called imrovements?

ive been w.o power for 6 days due to the oklahoma ice storm........and now i see a star instead of the thumbs up

what else is new and how do u like em?

2007-01-19 07:24:21 · 11 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need Rocks in mine

2007-01-19 07:24:19 · 34 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have no plans other that the football games on Sunday and the tedious chores that can't get done during the week. What an exciting life!

2007-01-19 07:24:16 · 24 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know It can't be me..... I'm not the ONLY m&m..... or am I *shifty eyes*

2007-01-19 07:24:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A women buys two parrots to keep her company. She takes them home and suddenly they start talking. "Were prostitutes, wanna good time" repeated several times. She tells a friend who suggests she sees the vicar as he has two parrots.. She discusses the matter with the vicar. The vicar says that his parrots are praying all day, and never stop/ he suggests bringing her parrots and putting them in the cage with his two. So she does this, and the vicars parrots say, "Thank you Lord, our prayers have been answered."

2007-01-19 07:24:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 07:23:48 · 13 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

example:
rum and coke
peanut butter and chocolate
butts and plugs

2007-01-19 07:22:57 · 12 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

ive seen guys going sick at shows, but are they like seriously dangerous. have people gotten injured and stuff.

2007-01-19 07:22:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

broke my heart...we had plans to sail around the planet searching for cage fights........until he married joni b.

oh how could he do this?
i shouldve never trusted a pirate...

2007-01-19 07:22:35 · 5 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly towards him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint... my... house."

2007-01-19 07:22:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 07:22:21 · 21 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

America's Hat.

2007-01-19 07:22:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and why?

2007-01-19 07:22:16 · 11 answers · asked by maccnthabox5 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 07:22:08 · 32 answers · asked by treacle1 2 in Celebrities