A women buys two parrots to keep her company. She takes them home and suddenly they start talking. "Were prostitutes, wanna good time" repeated several times. She tells a friend who suggests she sees the vicar as he has two parrots.. She discusses the matter with the vicar. The vicar says that his parrots are praying all day, and never stop/ he suggests bringing her parrots and putting them in the cage with his two. So she does this, and the vicars parrots say, "Thank you Lord, our prayers have been answered."
2007-01-19 07:24:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-19 07:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not made any jokes about Jade Goody ~ there is nothing funny about cancer ~ But I feel very strongly about what she is doing, having the press in her life during her last days ~ I feel it will have a very bad effect on the boys, having the press intrusion ~ it would be much better for the boys, if she was in private with them for the time she has left ~
2016-05-23 22:11:43 · answer #2 · answered by Kymberly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess the vicars two parrots were male, huh?
Ok joke, but I've heard better.
2007-01-19 07:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's resea rch. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
2007-01-19 07:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
good one 10/10 Jade Goody is a joke
2007-01-19 07:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 08:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Jade
2007-01-19 07:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 good.
2007-01-19 07:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the worst joke i have heard in years
It made me feel sick
Dont do it again
2007-01-19 07:28:03 · answer #9 · answered by funchop 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one but heard it before!
2007-01-19 07:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋