A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly towards him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint... my... house."
2007-01-19 07:22:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 + Star
2007-01-19 07:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope he has a big house and that she's a good painter.
Either that, or she could paint the inside of the house with her body. Now, that would be hot...
2007-01-19 07:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 07:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehhehehehehehhehheee!!! Thats a cracker!!! Wasn't expecting that!
2007-01-19 07:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I have heard the same joke, only it was a woman telling the guy to "Clean - my - house".
2007-01-19 07:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by greenwitch822 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
usually they set a time limit
2007-01-19 07:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard way better jokes than this
2007-01-19 07:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a pretty good joke!
2007-01-19 07:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by dark angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute one
2007-01-19 07:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD!!!!!!!! Expected a different punch line....roflmao....keep it up....I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 07:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋