Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

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funny or not?

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so they decide to just refer to it as "washing the clothes". One night, Claire invites some of her friends over for dinner, but John is really horny and doesn't want to have to entertain their guests.

So, as Claire is serving the main course, he whispers in her ear, "Let's go wash the clothes". Claire is horrified that he could even suggest such a thing while they're entertaining, and she refuses. John tries again, but she won't give in. Claire tells him instead to go upstairs and get the candleholders from the hall closet. Frustrated, John slowly walks up the stairs to get them.

While he's upstairs, Claire thinks of the fun they'd have if they COULD "wash the clothes". Nah, she thinks. Not now. But eventually her imagination gets the best of her, and she tells the maid to run upstairs and tell John that she'll be up in a minute to help him. The maid finds John upstairs in the bedroom, and tells him that his wife will be up in a minute to help him wash the clothes.

"Tell her it's ok," says John. "I already did them by hand."

2007-01-19 07:14:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Music from the 1970's?

The store I work at has satelite radio and all our customers love the station that plays music from the 70's. We are switching to a CD system next month so we want to make some CDs that have good 70s music but we don't really know because we are all in our twenties. Please let me know what some really good, fun songs are from the 70s. Thanks!!!!

2007-01-19 07:14:11 · 6 answers · asked by aly 5 in Music

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What can I do to cool down?

I'm SO warm I'm starting to feel ill.

2007-01-19 07:14:06 · 15 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Ans dis.. If U love sum1, U can arrange dis 12 letters into 3 words ( S R N I G T I A F E A R ) If U can't r

Ans dis.. If U love sum1, U can arrange dis 12 letters into 3 words ( S R N I G T I A F E A R ) If U can't reply den it means U don't know wat is love.Rply me

2007-01-19 07:13:51 · 7 answers · asked by harry 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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poll question/ would you rather be behind a tractor that you could not pass? or between 2 tractors hard to see

how would you make your way out around them? hard to see to pass?

2007-01-19 07:13:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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On the A&E show "Intervention", who sings the theme song "Broken" they play during the commercial?

2007-01-19 07:13:37 · 4 answers · asked by dnj9182 2 in Television

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What is your favourite song on 'The White Album' (The Beatles)?

2007-01-19 07:13:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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if u got invited to a naked pool party would u go??

2007-01-19 07:12:55 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies if you believe in love and all that it can do for you...?

Give it a chance, girl

Will YOU find romance?

2007-01-19 07:12:39 · 10 answers · asked by Bobby Brown 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it the length of the sword or the motion of the ocean?

2007-01-19 07:12:37 · 26 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the best foreign-language film you have seen?

2007-01-19 07:12:34 · 20 answers · asked by catonahottinroof 2 in Movies

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Are you the angel for someone special...?

or are you the bad bad bad one

2007-01-19 07:12:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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They need to add new sections on Y!A?

like for instance an immature jr. High section,
or a Miley Cyrus ipersinator section
or even a sweetass mullet section (ok that one would be awesome)

What do you think?

2007-01-19 07:12:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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when would be the worst time for your car to break down??

2007-01-19 07:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tales From The Crypt?

Does anyone remember a Tales From the Crypt epidode where this guy kept telling everyone "F*ck you, blow me"?

I think his name was Lou Paloma.

How did he die and what was his name?

Thanks

2007-01-19 07:12:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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