Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

police arrested a man today for impersonating a flat battery. having been unable to establish any useful leads, he was later released without being charged.

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2007-01-19 06:52:42 · 6 answers · asked by aria 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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whos funnier Canadians or Americans?

i was just wondering, i think its a good question to ask

2007-01-19 06:52:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true that Bob Barker is going to retire from The Price is Right?

I had heard rumors. I just want to know if that is true or not

2007-01-19 06:52:37 · 7 answers · asked by Priscilla G 1 in Television

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Can anybody explain the Silver Surfer to me?

I'll choose Marvel over DC any day of the week but i could never get into silver surfer.

2007-01-19 06:52:11 · 7 answers · asked by kcobb318 2 in Comics & Animation

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My best friend is so great!?

how great is he?

He is so great that he went downtown...got two blow-jobs and came back and gave me one.

2007-01-19 06:52:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When sp@nking someone's @ss, what would be a good thing to shout in their ear?

2007-01-19 06:51:59 · 20 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know where I can find the video with Eliza Dushku with "I'm always here" by The Diversion playing?

2007-01-19 06:51:23 · 4 answers · asked by reeee_lax 1 in Celebrities

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Would you take a punch from Mike Tyson for 1 million dollars?

One solid punch from Mike Tyson to the face, in exchange for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. You can't wear anything over the face to protect yourself, you have to take it straight on. Mike Tyson gets to wind up and get a running start if he wishes.

** Also, he would be wearing boxing gloves. Bare fist is a little too much.

*** Also, this is Mike Tyson today. Do not consider when he was at his peak back in the early 90s. I'd bet he could still punch pretty dang hard.

2007-01-19 06:51:22 · 9 answers · asked by crapola5 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What movie is this from? The Game Documentary.?

Im trying to get the movie that the clip is from. It is track number 11 the Song is called the documentary. In the song intro there is a little boy arguing with lady in a store. I have heard it before I want to see the movie. Thanks

2007-01-19 06:51:16 · 1 answers · asked by redjake 3 in Movies

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation? CSI: Miami? CSI: NY?

Which of the CSI: shows are your favorite? I used to be totally obesessed with CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, then I just recently got in love with CSI: Miami. I saw one episode of CSI: NY, the one where Horatio goes to NY to catch a serial killer, and I sorta like it. I probably will get into liking it if I watch it more.

2007-01-19 06:51:15 · 5 answers · asked by K;Chau 1 in Television

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read this notice?

HRD Notice of a company to employees!

Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.

3) LUNCH BREAK:
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) SURGERY :
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

6) INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.

Best Regards,
HR Manager

2007-01-19 06:51:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Im looking for the name and singer of this song!!!?

I looking for the name and singer of this song. Where a lille girl hids behind a couch when her mother shots her father and then her self. Then the little girl gos to live with another family and they take her to church and the little girl see's a cross with jesus on it and says i no that man he go off and held me on the night my parents died!!!!!

2007-01-19 06:50:36 · 8 answers · asked by virginia d 2 in Music

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Knight Rider...and other pastime shows..?

Remember that show back in the 80's?? What about that show Dinosaurs, where I can only remember the name of Robbie, and of course the baby. Also, what're some other oldies you wouldn't mind seeing again?

2007-01-19 06:50:27 · 7 answers · asked by christonka 2 in Television

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how come Avril Lavigne doesn't know David Bowie?

iit's a shame a pretty girl like that not knowing who Bowie is.

all punks, gothics, and glam-rockers knows Bowie.

or was she just joking?

remember misprouncing his last name at the Grammys?

2007-01-19 06:50:22 · 8 answers · asked by Blue-Eyed Soul Jim 1 in Celebrities

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Shilpa Vs Jade?

I was debating today with a couple of mates. They said they thought Shilpa was fake. I told them i strongly disagree. What do you think?

2007-01-19 06:50:14 · 19 answers · asked by harryfeelinlean 2 in Television

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What is your most prized possession?

2007-01-19 06:48:57 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Were does chrisbrown Live?

2007-01-19 06:48:31 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Celebrities

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can't think of that song ... alternative or rock?

i can never think how it goes exactly... but here is what i can think of:
I believe in yesterday... do do do do do do
... It's a god damn horse race

any ideas ???

2007-01-19 06:47:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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what movie is this?

i don't know what it's called but it's an independent film that’s about a Siamese twins and a hooker. the twins are like living in a hotel and they end up getting surgery to separate them but one of the brothers die. oh and they were at one time circus freaks or something like that. And on Halloween is the only time they can go out in public and feel normal I guess.

2007-01-19 06:47:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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