One solid punch from Mike Tyson to the face, in exchange for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. You can't wear anything over the face to protect yourself, you have to take it straight on. Mike Tyson gets to wind up and get a running start if he wishes.
** Also, he would be wearing boxing gloves. Bare fist is a little too much.
*** Also, this is Mike Tyson today. Do not consider when he was at his peak back in the early 90s. I'd bet he could still punch pretty dang hard.
2007-01-19 06:51:22 · 9 answers · asked by crapola5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**** You can't sue. You have just entered a contract to take one punch from mike tyson TODAY for one million dollars. No biting, a straight on punch.
2007-01-19 06:59:46 · update #1
I have to add one more caveat, otherwise the question would be too easy. Assume that you will survive the punch (with or without permanent damage I do not know). If you don't survive, the question is too easy.
2007-01-19 07:05:06 · update #2
If you gave Mike Tyson a running start, even today, he would kill or paralyze a majority of people responding.
the only chance to survive this would be to roll with the punch - if you had to stay still and not move as the punch was coming, most would not survive.
so the answer with these circumstances, would be no.
2007-01-19 06:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by degendave99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy, walk up to him and insult his intelligence or lack there of. He'll punch you but probably try to scratch/bite first. Personally, I would let Mike Tyson kick my *** for a million dollars. Come on man, then I would hire a lawyer and sue him for the few thousand he has to his name.
2007-01-19 06:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by bostnteabagparty01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite, i individually ought to apply the money if I lived. no remember i might assume some extreme harm. he's able killing some as small as me with one blow. yet i might gamble that i might stay and finally heal up. Then i may be waiting to help myself and a few kinfolk get by using years of melancholy -- in another us of a under another government. i'm thoroughly disappointed with this government. that's accelerating right into a place like the previous u.s.. possibly they'll rename it the U.S., quickly. Patriot Act, ordinary invasions of alternative countries interior the call of "democracy" does not wash anymore. i'm afraid Rev. Wright replaced into top, the chickens have come residing house and that i do no longer decide for to stay in this occasion. I see it getting worse, no longer greater advantageous, no remember whatthey do with the economy. high quality of existence is lots worse than a decade in the past, for that remember, many a protracted time in the past. The plasma tvs, microwave ovens, cellular fones and such are no longer a stable commerce. They decide for to commerce some helpful intangibles for "stuff" from China. Shiney new "stuff" and human beings are no longer greater advantageous off.
2016-10-31 13:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait, how old is he, and why does he have to get a running start? could i get a running start? :D
2007-01-19 06:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by Grape 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Million dollars.. why not?
2007-01-19 06:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mizhani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell Yeah ...show me the money first lol.
2007-01-19 06:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tammy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure why not?? i could take it.
2007-01-19 06:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by stephennpaula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. he would kill me.
2007-01-19 06:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure... why not?
2007-01-19 06:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋